Brandon Countiss

[ᴊ0ʜɴɴʏ @jt0hny]

Imagine proposing and she censors your face with an emoji

[𝗧𝗼𝗽𝗠𝗚☝🏻 🇫🇷⁷ @TopMGSzn]

Respect to Nadal for not fucking the ball girl in the middle of the court. This is peak male achievement 👏🏻👏🏻

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Professor X wears a suit you fucking idiot

[ukecrow... @zyxcheetah]

Probably couldn't eat a single one because I'm fucking useless and I always let everyone down

[soph 🌝 @soph_atkk]

now THIS is what makes me patriotic

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

The answer to these is almost always "college town" or "major tourist destination"

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

If I walk out hungover and the homie is cooking me this they are getting hugged from behind and a “well you’re up early” whispered in their ear

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

good morning, it is spooky month

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

dude you should hang out with your dad

[Jay 🍀 @TREHAWKlNS]

Charlie Kirk woulda had 5 tweets about Muslims by now 💔

[jay @jaybigeyes]

"i’ve never seen anything like this" and its a direct visual reference 😭😭😭

[bry ^_−☆ @satelliteangeI]

middle aged white women that got the vaccine in 2020:

[cris die @criisdie]

Electricity shuttered while I drunkenly wall twerked at a function and I got scared and knocked over a fish tank instantly killing 3 fish.

[Sol ✽ Nakimushi Pink @__solstiice]

The concept of George Jetson being raised on Cocomelon, skibidi toilet, and Italian brainrot

[TripleFraud @TripleFraud]

this is a sentence that has never been written before

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

girl he don’t know what the hell going on