Brandon Eldredge

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@TehSinapsis Wrong. Been playing since before you were conceived. Die-hard of the franchise, so are my mates.

Now, new era cod (2019-present), played all games up to vanguard, skipped it. MW3 re-upped, Skipped BO6/BO7, entirely. Tried beta for MW4 and remembered why we stopped. #FuckSBMM

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@DETONATEDcom Add? Thiccer SBMM. It's far too loose. Every single casual match I want my blood pressure to skyrocket so high that I die young from hypertension.
Fix? How easy my lobbies are 1% of the time. This is bullshit, I don't want a "gimme" every 10 games. I want 100% virginless lobbies

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@InfinityWard You know what's inflated? My poor anus after about 10 matches in your diabolically lab twisted matchmaking, that has made it its own personal domicile.

Will be posting a go-fund-me for needed sphincter reconstructive surgery soon. Thanks @InfinityWard @CallofDuty

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@CallofDuty @InfinityWard Weekend plans? Cancel my pre-order because sbmm has re-sized my asshole 10x and am hospitalized till I can pay for the re-construction surgery.

$80 down, $38,920 to go.

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@TheXclusiveAce Brother that migraine is about to get a whole lot worse..

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@charlieINTEL Fuck sbmm.
Data collected 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻
Death to forced manipulation in a fucking video game.

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@InfinityWard Matchmaking sucks. Can we tune that?

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@tdawgsmitty Nah it's chalked with these guys man. Been playing since I was 12 years old in 2007. Their inability to read a room is the death of them. "Data" is king? Then who fuckin lost the thumbdrive with the "data" that shows zero people playing their game.

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@CallofDuty Quit with the fuckin DATA! it doesn't represent everyone! It doesnt reflect the sentiment. Its just numbers. For a team so innately focused on inclusion, why do people who are mediocre, to above average and above- have to have such a miserable time? Times up guys. Change it. Fuck

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@CallofDuty You guys are so full of it man.. Quit LYING. You guys PLAY BO1/2. You KNOW what that matchmaking feels/plays like in contrast to yours and everything since '19. The reason people leave is because they've been conditioned for 6 years STRAIGHT with thick sbmm. It's gonna take time.

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@XBOX When is internal 4K resolution in the dashboard/menus/Microsoft store going to be a thing?

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@ModenasHD No. Don't even try to compare.

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@wzir_central @ModenasHD Stop. lol

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@LyfeCorp_ @NerosCinema @TheGhostOfHope Almost like when you love something so much you actively speak up and out for its wellbeing right? Like saying you want to be your absolute best, and you KNOW what needs to be done, but then sitting on your ass and expecting something about yourself to change. Crazy, I know.. smh

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@LouStreets Irrelevant to what I said above, that shot was wack. Game needs work, it's a beta obv. But are you complaining about the shot or the rest of the changes?

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@LouStreets Look, I've been playin since day 1 on the 360. Gears needed an evolution bro. You and I can choose to be "gatekeeper", it doesn't mean it's going to advance the franchise and entice other/new blood in the franchise. Yeah it's jarring, but what's the alternative? Growth or death?

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@Ang333lz_ You lil bitch lol. Post your face on your profile pic you post-2000's era clown. And quit jerkin' off to your nasty ass incel-fury-pony-pussy porn. 🤢

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@GearsofWar OK guys already first game in and I am severely outmatched by the most off-balance teams I've ever seen. Come on like what the fuck is happening. Let's mix it up a little yeah?

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@TheActMan_YT Don't hire woke little retards, bottleneck the industry, hyper-tighten the prerequisites to even get hired as a video game designer/writer/artist, hire people who don't sit on their phone all day w/pink hair. Install solid family oriented men who LOVE art/gaming to direct studios

[Brandon Eldredge @BrandonEldredg3]

@Pirat_Nation Don't hire woke little retards, bottleneck the industry, hyper-tighten the prerequisites to even get hired as a video game designer/writer/artist, hire people who don't sit on their phone all day w/pink hair. Install solid family oriented men who LOVE art/gaming to direct studios