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Do Not Resuscitate

[groovy @BrandonG113]

JMU loves giving me diseases. First Chlamydia and now Covid? FUCK

[groovy @BrandonG113]

what year is it going to be in the metric system

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Women will never understand the relationship between a man in his 20s and his almost retired coworker

[groovy @BrandonG113]

can we have a round of applause for all the fucking idiots learning to spell definitely correctly instead of trying to say ‘defiantly’ when assuming their baby daddy is fucking their best friend and/or kin

rednecks are on the come up?

[groovy @BrandonG113]

it’s 2024 and kyle evick is still trying to steal my girl

[groovy @BrandonG113]

hi do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Stevie Nicks

[groovy @BrandonG113]

… if you believe this you’re a fucking sheep

Source: the best goddamn fiber splicer on this side of the Mississippi

[The Architect. @TheMarcitect]

This is what is making you sick. Stop pretending you have some mystery virus.. you are being played like a cheap fiddle.

[groovy @BrandonG113]

Knowing I can go out of town and not worry about coming back and catching an STI from my girl is all I needed to believe in Valentine’s Day again

[groovy @BrandonG113]

What the fuck is going on

[Nathan Diaz @NateDiaz209]

Real war

[groovy @BrandonG113]

@avalbin but have you even looked at his TL he is a sweetheart

[groovy @BrandonG113]

… I hate idiots more than I hate rednecks

[groovy @BrandonG113]

I used to have a grown man send me portraits he’d painted of every insta post I’d made at that time and I’m just now realizing how fucking odd that was

[groovy @BrandonG113]

My toxic trait is waving at every human I pass and if they don’t wave back I instantly hate their fucking guts

[groovy @BrandonG113]

i played russian roulette twice last year just to feel something. I’m thinking this year I may just pick up a hobby instead

[groovy @BrandonG113]

I ate ass last night so don’t you dare say chivalry is dead

[groovy @BrandonG113]

Either my appendix burst or the 8am chili dawgs must end

[groovy @BrandonG113]

I grabbed drinks with my high school gf last night to catch up and I wake up swarmed with questions like I promise it’s okay to have platonic relationships and be friends w people from your past lmao

[groovy @BrandonG113]

A year ago I took a 60% pay cut to be home more and focus on my mental health and the only thing that’s changed is now I’m poor

[groovy @BrandonG113]

get off my deed