Brandon Goff

Minnesnowta native. Avid sports fan, petrolhead, hack golfer, award winning shadow puppeteer & published mime. Vikings season ticket holder since ‘01.

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@JasonHarmonNFL

[Ali Siddiqui @asiddiqui15]

RT for a chance to win this Daunte Culpepper Get Your Roll On Bobblehead.

Winner will be announced 5/22 at 12 PM CT. #vikings

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@bheintzskol

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@Dust_Vikings I did that and a few months later I was set up on a blind date with my wife. It’ll hit you when you least expect it. Believe it, I was the biggest hater in that bullshit.

[VikesReport @VikesReport]

GIVEAWAY! What a day for MN sports! More custom hammers are now available. Shoot me a DM if you’re interested. Like and RT this post for a chance to win a free custom hammer of your choice. The WINNER will be announced during halftime of the Wolves game tonight.

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@JasonHarmonNFL You deserve a military escort for that.

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@JasonHarmonNFL 48 yards at halftime.

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Season tickets paid in full…… I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. #skol

[VikesReport @VikesReport]

THANK YOU for all the support! I’m giving away one custom themed winter warrior #Vikings hammer.

To enter:
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Winner picked 4/10

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@bheintzskol I started a bet with my coworker, how fast to lose 100 games.

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@SkolBros How are they? I’ve been looking at upgrading from the 921 HMP’s.

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@SkolBros We’ve never beat him. Wish we would’ve moved from Kirk sooner.

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Just over 2 years since the wife lost her fur baby & 5 years since her dad’s passing, we spent over 13 hours to pick up and bring home a new addition to the family. 🤞🏻 crossed we’re home before the kids are asleep but Dalton wanted to meet his humans. #mn2kc2mn #englishmastiff

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People judging Americans for being up drinking at 7am to watch an Olympic Gold Medal game against Canada have no idea about the Minnesotans who’d line up for Metrodome tailgate lots to be parked by 6am and blacked out before 9am…. We walked so ya’ll can run…. #facts

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@SkolValdsson I debated getting the black, but stuck with purple. The black & white is perfect on these.

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@The_Biz_13 Damn

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@bheintzskol @allthingsmn I can’t feed my family off $21 million.

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@Vikeologist @unrlco Fitting it shows up on such a day.

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@bheintzskol @OstoyicKyle @Vikings Fucking do it.