Brandon Gort

[Brandon Gort @BrandonGort]

@AXE I never do this but the twist at the bottom broke and I just bought this! Can't even use this at all

[Brandon Gort @BrandonGort]

Anything I don't want to do, I can have Magic do instead! Text MAGIC to 83489 right now to reserve your spot: http://t.co/VT1Sv557hF #

[Brandon Gort @BrandonGort]

@RotoGrinders what do you think of chris davis today? also which combo do you like better...longoria and ozuna or donaldson and adam jones?

[Brandon Gort @BrandonGort]

@shenmcnamara @LifeWithAlcohol hahahaha fuck yes

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Tim Duncan has 141 playoff career double-doubles. That's 8 more than every other player remaining in the Western Conf. Playoffs COMBINED.

[Brandon Gort @BrandonGort]

@Espngreeny Can you do me a favor and throw up on me? I would enjoy that more than our last pick, thanks

[Brandon Gort @BrandonGort]

@jack_sheridan7 @FasnUrTweetBelt @nickmangold DEEEEEEEEE

[Brandon Gort @BrandonGort]

@FasnUrTweetBelt @nickmangold COME ON JARVIS JONES!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Miami Heat are about to be up 3 games on the Bucks and Chris Bosh STILL looks like a dinosaur.

[Brandon Gort @BrandonGort]

@RichCimini dee miliner??!?

[Brandon Gort @BrandonGort]

@RichCimini yes rich, and I'm scared. Guy has a rocket and mike Wallace can run past our non existent safety's #jetsfanproblems

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Luke Joeckel will make $285K MORE than Eric Fisher his 1st year because of no Florida tax (via @SportsTaxMan)

[Jermon Bushrod @j_bushrod7475]

Good luck to all the players about to open up a new chapter in their life. Hoping I hear #Towson getting called in there somewhere #goTowson

[Jay Horwitz @Jay_HorwitzPR]

in 1988, a reporter from a major Israeli newspaper came to Shea for a story on David Cone. Next Koufax? Only prob.,David is not Jewish.

[Brandon Gort @BrandonGort]

@jack_sheridan7 @mmehtanydn this is going to be a long season

[Brandon Gort @BrandonGort]

@jack_sheridan7 @fo_riversmccown thanks wacko. I mean we cnt all have fucking Tom Brady

[Brandon Gort @BrandonGort]

@darrenrovell is that a fucking joke? Hahaha. Some competition for Sanchez, I can win that qb job

[Dustin Semonavick @TerpsSID]

@Towson_MBB has a better RPI than Georgia, USC, Vandy, South Carolina, Washington St., Texas Tech & Clemson. #WhatADifferenceAYearMakes

[Brandon Gort @BrandonGort]

@GymTanLandry hahahaha

[Brett Yalof @ByalUcanB]

So.. When season 3 of Homeland comes out what will the show be about?