Hans

in the words of the late great colonel sanders, im way too drunk to taste this chicken

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

Tom Brady’s the greatest athlete in history #wishhewasinnewengland #7rings

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

At what age is it unacceptable to wear midcalves anymore? Can’t foresee myself wearing ankle socks anytime soon #adultquestions #toomuchexposedshin

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

@MeganOlszewski1 Ill allow it

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

“Whose one dead celebrity you’d want to meet” has only one correct answer- and that’s Chris Farley #themanthemyth #vansdownbyrivers

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

big prayer’s up to all the full-time Trump reply guys who are out of work right now. A entire ecosystem of Krassenteins just collasped

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

Show me a girl with a warm nose hands or feet I’ll show you a giants fan whose confident about their season #nevergonnahappen #sorrybud

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

Why do girls with bad tooth/gum ratios always cheese the damn hardest??? Tuck those gargantuan gums away #noeyecontact #staringatthoseteethholders

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

That Outback Steakhouse pumpernickel is bread fit for a king #lemmegetsomemorebread #holdthebloominonion #justmorebread

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

If you repost people saying happy birthday to you on an insta story, congrats your a sociopath #dontdothat

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

Fiending to get real into disk golf #tossthatscoober #itsallinthewrist

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

If you regularly wear basketball jerseys as part of an outfit, just don’t. Emphasis on this if your out of college, wear a homemade sleeveless like the rest of us #wowsickthrowbackjersey

[Jorge Masvidal @GamebredFighter]

No doubt about it @BlessedMMA won his fight

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

@jordan_hensel They’ll never recover from this one brother #puteminacoffin

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

People who use
“No one:
Literally no one: “
Obviously don’t understand double negatives. If no one is saying nothing, everyone’s saying something #dayonestuff #useyourheadfuckos #finallyoffmychest

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

Have never and will never trust a man who owns white pants #haveyounoshame

[James @CaucasianJames]

feel like peanut butter baby should’ve gotten more hate. what a dumb baby

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

Famous people still gotta go to the DMV. Picture Margot Robbie there. Or Tom Hanks. Fucking bonkers

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

I wonder if anyone’s aspiration in life is to move to like, Iowa. And if so how much psychotherapy do they need #middleamericaistrash #pickacoastandstaythere #ifyouaintnearanoceanfuckoff

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

Jolene by Dolly Parton fuckin slaps

[Hans @BrandonHensel]

TLC Nurses rn
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