Brandon

yea

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

#COYS

[Cho 🇰🇷 @thfc_cho]

GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

Bar is playing white peoples covers of songs but idc cause the fries are good ngl

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

The only downside is that I could not post Derek Carr hate content on my Instagram story the whole time

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

Making an investment rn (Convincing 11 people I know that don’t watch football to start a fantasy league with a $50 buy in, winner-takes-all, by saying I don’t even watch it either and profiting $550 after 18 weeks after watching Braxton berrios go first round cause of alix earl)

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

Year 2 of suggesting the punishment for coming in last in fantasy football is for the loser to be followed around by the rest of the league in a Target for 15 minutes while they yell “this man is here for meet a 13 year old boy”

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

You pushing 30 wearing jerseys to bars you need to hang it up man

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Grown men with anime girl pfps are on here trying to tell people Drake is a pedophile cmon y'all need to be serious rn

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

@jamiexbaker69 The demons are doing what now

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

@jamiexbaker69 Cmon man

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

One time this dude messaged me after I beat him in fifa asking if I was Nigerian and I said yeah cause I thought he was bout to say a slur and I was gonna report him to get his shit banned but then he just said “nice me too” had to log off after that I felt evil

[NBA 2K27 News&Intel @2KIntel]

if you do this get help

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

“This is a Hollywood humiliation ritual !!!!” - middle aged man whose wife has to beg him to change every time they leave the house so she’s not embarrassed to be seen with him in public

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

@jamiexbaker69 ???????

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

I am one lil baby song away from making myself the “Work Christmas party 2023 incident”

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

@Kaileyyy3425 I ain’t stopped smiling since I found out I been praying for this one for a while

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

“If your top artist was Mitski you probably need therapy and are so, so sad 😜” what if I released 20,000 locusts into your home while you were at work

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

Worst part about Spotify wrapped are the “this is what ___ as your top artist says about you” videos start popping up and it’s just the same jokes about the artist made every year

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

Tiktok surveillance is so crazy I said I wanted stainless steel pots and I started getting videos from a profile that advocates for steel pans and talks about the evils of Big Teflon

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

There is no way Sexyy Red knows what new game + is

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

This better be new game +

[Brandon @BrandonHieu]

@WyomingRancherr What’s bofa