Brandon Isner

An artist who can show up to work on time. City dweller. Friend to animals. Fed up with winters.

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@realEstateTrent Donate the land to a school!

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@MrCleveland_216 Our unconditional love of these guys was a bit funny. Our Web STAR surpassed 1,000 yards once in his career, and made two Pro Bowls. He did make AP-2 once.

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@realEstateTrent @mr_bullet_proof Ha. Excellent play. #mugatu

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@famousthegreats I am quite certain this didn't happen, and was made up as ragebait either by a human or AI. That said, you don't have to tip on carry-out orders.

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@AlTheBoss03 Corey Kluber

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@z_rich11 They'll absolutely be number

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@BBGreatMoments Jose Ramirez is hardly tenth on this list. Larry Doby is an important story, but he was not the ballplayer Ramirez is.

With that settled, I have to go... my babies are crying.

Oh wait.. that was just grown men blubbering about the name of a sports collective.

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@aschorling34 What is its rating?

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#miami is wild. Walking to work, from Downtown to Brickell, and the bridge starts going up.

Cars and people that are heading to work blocked so someone can pull their yacht out at 9am on a Wednesday.

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@sdonaldsonjr @Its_MattHorner Yeah, people seem to be really confused on this. It's been settled since 2022, and the gap grew in January 2026.

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@Its_MattHorner He already has, Chief.

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@braves2430 @TerribleTerry83 False.

Jim Kelly, Andre Reed, Thurman Thomas.

Seriously, look at their effing stats.

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@BBGreatMoments Yes.

Andy Pettite was a great pitcher. His numbers regularly stack uo very well against his peers.

Unfortunately, any HOF Harold Baines is in is one Andy Pettite should be in.

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@LiebermanAustin I don't even let AI answer my questions on a phone call ("Human... HUMAN... HUMAN!!")... I can't imagine trusting that sh!t with my house sale. 😆

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@GuardsMagic It's Bernie Kosar (for some reason), but Jose is definitely top three. For what it's worth, he is distantly my top choice as well.

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@ontapp1 @FanDuel He did that in 2016

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@FanDuel As a Cleveland Baseball Fan, he needs 2-3 more solid years to get there. Which is why this potential lockout sh!t has me nervous.

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@FoxNews They asked no questions about that guy's kid who is stuck in a hospital bed, hoping to be brought back a ball.

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@tanmanbbfan There is no debate. Keep.

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@ByJasonLloyd He was always sort of a punk