Brandon Downing

Supervisor; Fitness & Wellness, YMCA of Owen Sound Grey Bruce.
Athletic Therapist for the Owen Sound North Stars Sr B lacrosse club.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

Just cut my lawn for the first time this year so I guess you could say I know exactly how Hank Aaron felt after the Braves' home opener every season.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

Can we all agree to drop the charade and admit that Boursin is just cream cheese in nicer packaging?

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

@cp303 You can call up my kids from the minors.

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@SamAMcKee I thought Game 7 of the 2011 OHL Final would have a shot at the title.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

"Wash your hands instead of licking the doorknob" is just one of the many fun things we say as parents.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

Nanaimo bars are the most over-rated dessert of all time.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

Just when I think I have this parenting thing down, I find out there are different kinds of raisins.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

@GregCowanST Gotta mix up the direction each time. Keep the other neighborhood dads on their toes.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

Fellas, find a wife that will listen to you talk for 10 minutes about what height you're going to set your mower deck to and which direction you're going to cut the lawn this time.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

@GregCowanST @AttackOHL What are the training staff wearing? Quarter zips, jackets, hoodies? Give the people what they want, Greg.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

@harrmic1 I'd give them a shot at the title

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

President's Choice White Cheddar Deluxe Macaroni & Cheese is superior to Kraft Dinner and it's not even close.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

@DanLyder I'm not made of money, Daniel.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

If you've never cut half the lawn, eaten a curry dinner, then cut the other half of the lawn, don't.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

Huge congrats to @Stumps35! No one could deserve this opportunity more. @OHLIceDogs will lead the League in stick pulls this season.

[Niagara IceDogs @OHLIceDogs]

Welcome to the team, Trevor!
https://t.co/NWy82QCGHB

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

A real dad power move is pointing out to another neighborhood dad that he has his garbage out on the wrong day.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

One thing that should be included in lawnmower manuals is how to toss your kids' toys halfway across the yard when they're in your mowing path.

[Schulich WesternU @SchulichMedDent]

While hockey arenas remain quiet during the pandemic, the @HockeyFIT2014 program continues to expand. Now in 32 communities across Canada, the program uses fans’ enthusiasm for hockey and their teams to motivate them to adopt healthier lifestyles.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

One time I edited Wikipedia to win a hockey argument against my brother and that's probably the lowest I've ever stooped.

[Brandon Downing @BrandonJD89]

@SamAMcKee Suite at the Lum with all-you-can-eat fries