Brandon Kenny 🇨🇦

A work in progress-mess

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

For the 100th time

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

"Alright, alright." 😅

The United Center wouldn’t stop applauding Jonathan Toews’ return.

[Global Surveillance @Globalsurv]

BREAKING; ISRAEL is preparing to respond against IRAN much more aggressively” than in previous rounds of strikes, and Jerusalem is preparing for hostilities to last far longer than 12 days this time!!

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

Load in 4k to see the number of stars increase (and more tiny craters)

[Calgary Flames @NHLFlames]

WOLF OF CALGARY 🐺

Dustin Wolf has signed a seven-year extension with an AAV of $7.5 million!

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

Tyler, The Creator on why we should ban podcasts.

“I think we give a lot of people who aren't smart & just want attention platforms to be loud and incorrect, and other stupid people follow them.”

“Where are the people with skills? We need electricians, we need more drummers, painters, teachers. Everybody with a mic is crazy. I just think that sh*t is gross.”

[Yegor Sharangovich replaced Breadman @FierySharky]

Dads watching their kids while they perform on stage

[Ryan Dittrick @ryandittrick]

Cinema.

[Tim Williams @realtimwilliams]

The best part of #Penguins Alex Nedeljkovic goalie goal? Sidney Crosby’s reaction and smile turning around to look at Ned when he knew it was going in. #LetsGoPens #GoalieGoal

[Noah 🌸🌲✝️ @Taswell_]

Hear me out

2026 Winter Classic at Heinz Field

Crosby and Ovi rookie jerseys as the throwbacks 👀

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

guys, please be safe today. The monsters

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Columbus started with four skaters. Gaudreau’s left wing remained unattended

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

Canada‘s Moo Deng

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Blue Jackets GM Don Waddell announced that the team will keep Johnny Gaudreau's dressing room stall intact alongside his jersey that will be placed there every game this season. ❤️

[MonsterKing @CerromeRussell]

Cut the grass at the White House at least once

[Weed Richards @VanFromNY]

I know Pat Mahomes sits in his car before he goes inside his house

[laurence @functi0nZer0]

“Hawk Tuah is brat. Inside Out 2 is demure. The Rizzler is cringe, and Lil Yachty is bas—”

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.