brandon

i never encountered a problem i couldn’t make worse

[brandon @BrandonLT2]

Petition to merge the shows Love Island and Love on the Spectrum

[𝗫𝗮𝘃𝗲 🇦🇺 @WonderbreadMMA]

No shoulder extension, no planting of her feet, turns her head like a retard everytime she throws a hook

Yeah Rondas striking is complete ass 🔥

[brandon @BrandonLT2]

Not as many “Never Forget 9/11” posts out there today…

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

@elonmusk no one should die over a fucking political opinion.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Charlie has done enough good.

He deserves a miracle.

[𝕽𝖔𝖇 🇮🇪 @SportsRob_OG]

Live look at Michael Chandler after he just saw the Conor Mcgregor leak

[brandon @BrandonLT2]

How are you as a man gonna look someone in the eye and order chocolate milk?

[rocky @feeelgoodfam]

you telling me a blunt forced this trauma

[𝐓. @loverboytee_]

Crickets are basically tiny thermometers. Count the number of chirps they make in 15 seconds, add 40, and you'll get the temperature in Fahrenheit.

[Snare @SnaredPuppy]

@thrulls I once got written up for referring to a customer getting two extra shots in the 911 as twin tower style lmao

[brandon @BrandonLT2]

#FreeCainVelasquez

[ravn @mfnravn]

i’m so high at home depot rn, and i have to ask where the hose at and i know ima laugh when i do

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

I caught some raccoons on a top secret mission last night 😂🦝

[julia colander @juliacolander]

Pizza Hut hired me on the spot because of my condition

[brandon @BrandonLT2]

#NewProfilePic

[Francis Ngannou @francis_ngannou]

“You think you can just go into boxing and beat the best heavyweight of this generation?!”

Me:

[UFCStats💭 @TheUFCStats]

Korean Zombie in the 3rd round said:

[brandon @BrandonLT2]

@Ultimategymjun1 @deadwebdev @W3B36UY @DailyLoud P sure their step-son tweeted out this morning that he’s single… they don’t seem to mind

[brandon @BrandonLT2]

So does it cost more or less? 🧐