Brandon McCormick

Just a guy trying to run the race slow and steady and not finish last.

[Brandon McCormick @BrandonM317]

@jemklinsimey28 @ToBeMiro Read the room, asshole.

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@BestPizzaChef Dude has a black belt in Tae Kwon Dough.

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@davemeltzerWON “We”? You let your impartiality show there, Uncle Dave.

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@Suplexesforall @IamLioRush And then immediately coffin drop onto thumbtacks.

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@Mappy6984 Idiots who push boundaries, have no respect, break laws, and constantly say “on God”… can’t wait for the vid of them having their asses handed to them. Oh that’s right, they won’t post that vid.

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@LASHYBILLS It was likely not the split, but the overly sexualized bouncing and twerk combo… but at least it looks like she already has a career choice in mind…

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@4thOfJuly365 Yeah and look at that mansion. Groundskeeper must be slacking🤦🏻‍♂️

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@rysz_daniel @TheOnlyDSC F*ck that and f*ck you. Follow the rules like everyone else or get off the plane if it’s a problem for you to act like a normal person and WAIT YOIR TURN

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@smootchieQ @thefightsclub “You should definitely cheat”… how about just leaving if it’s that bad? If you gotta cheat you shouldn’t be together to begin with. You change the situation and get out, not use the situation as a justification to cheat. No one deserves being disrespect and used, man or woman.

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@AmiriKing Physics for one thing.

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@HeyHeyItsConrad @davemeltzerWON Conrad, you can’t argue with Captain ‘Tism. He’s on a whole different spectrum of reality.

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@PhillyTheBoss Someone wants ALL the attention… this is the stupidest shit.

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@rajmuker You’re an idiot.

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@rajmuker Thank you for continually proving how neuro-deficient you truly are.

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@GoroJenkins @patricktheheel She rules the sky…. It’s the landing on the ground that’s giving her hell lately.

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@SSDarkAngel Dude your tism is showing.

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@davemeltzerWON Nice cop out

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@lumpy755 @The_MJF It’s ok. So did Andrade a few times. 😂