Spooky Mulder

Cover your knees up if you're gonna go walkin' around everywhere

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

They're not freezing your rent, they're freezing your housing providers' income, while their expenses keep increasing.

The point isn't to make your housing affordable, it's to make providing housing financially inviable, so government(s) can seize the unmanageable properties.

Our lack of financial literacy is going to destroy us.
https://t.co/Eix9fVp1BK

[Groby @groby5000000]

Punching the ground so hard the Chinese guy on the opposite end of the world gets flung in to the air

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love how hotels will charge you $300 for smoking in your room, but you can literally jizz on anything you want, and it’s no big deal.

[Silvio Pepe @SilStugots]

Lady cops when they see an innocent bystander

[Louise ✟🇻🇦 @prolifefrenchie]

‘‘mistakes’’ and it’s stabbing someone in the chest

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

sure the beheading in the street stuff is bad but you know whats worse? being called racist online. so be quiet

[Erik Johnson @6ErikJohnson]

Welcome to the Minnesota Wild, Dylan Larkin. 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Why is a children’s show posting about pride month?

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[卄ㄩ几ㄒ乇尺 @hunterjonez]

@TMZ What Kevin is trying to say is stop being pussies 🤣

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

3rd graders at the classroom pencil sharpener with a brand new Ticonderoga No. 2

[KHL @khl_eng]

Alexei Melnichuk made the most important save in KHL history 😮‍💨

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"I think Connor McDavid or Auston Matthews will be on the Minnesota Wild in the next three years..

That's my hot take" ~ @6ErikJohnson #PMSLive

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

To paraphrase Scalia, what exactly is a “compromise” ruling? One that’s halfway between what the text says and what you want it to say?

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani getting a multi-billion dollar bailout from the state and then claiming he cut the deficit to $0 is one of the most mind-blowing examples of socialist math ever.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Hey guys, why don’t they wanna talk about why I need a hotel in the first place?

Karen Bass let my home burn down.

Also 6,000 of my neighbors. NBD.

[🥀 🖤𝔏𝔦𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥🖤🥀 @LibertarianG0th]

Their lack of humanity and disgusting behavior never ceases to amaze me.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Yeah, before we invented capitalism, you could just go frolic in the woods!

Berries would pick themselves.

Deer would stroll right up, look you in the eye and say “You look hungry,” then politely off themselves at your feet.

The birds would fly up and cook the deer for you.

Trees would topple over and conveniently assemble themselves into perfect little log cabins.

It was paradise.

[Kaida 🌊 @khaliltooshort]

Miss “I hate capitalism” over here still trying to sell people something