Brandon Michaud

I have a BA from Laurentian, an MA from Carleton, and I am working on a book about austerity.

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@Murk441 *for.

Only the ones I think won't spend that money to hurt people. There is one distant relative I would use my wealth to prevent from harming people with his infantile, violence.

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@Lexibexiio Pornography. Do you want to get some (sperm) on your face for the money shot? I know you want the answer, sperm!

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@AntiWokeMemes Good boys. How much are you selling them for?

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@Ruby_331 No. He does what I do. Pick the woman up and bear hug so she cannot hit anymore. I used to do that to my sister all of the time so she would stop.

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@WorkElizab I am asking him why he is still here?

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@JasmineRossn Daddies single; let's mingle.

Or a bachelour.

All bachelours are unmarried.

All unmarried people are bachelours (or bachelourettes).

The converse rule is a valid application of an inference rule.

I'd prefer it if you call me Daddy and tell people I am single to mingle.

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@AVGirl4Life That's called victim blaming.

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@bankaikokug0 I get it, you are Alt-Right (don't DOX me, or you become, Spencer). When someone is on the ground, there is no reason to bludgeon the assailant afterwards. It is spineless, and without mercy.

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@iqrafatma1278 Call a women's center, go to your mothers, never forgive him. Don't look back.

If you want to pursue legal action afterwards, you can sue. Going to a womens center provides you with the ability to move out, and have support. So he wont be able to do it again.

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@JessicaArt74033 Tell her to pull it out of my ass.

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@ElaraNovax Thank you for your candour. However, if I am in my halloween costume, "Jesus loves you anyways". I dress like Christ being crucified to signify how that could be anyone at anytime, if we are not kind. Also, "Christ saves" in Reagan's corn starch.

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@Geniustechw He was told he has a shot with a white girl. I do it too when someone tells me that.

*I don't know what it feels like to have a shot with a black woman because I have typically not had one. But I imagine I would do the same thing if she were black.

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@Jassica445 Most things, except hurting one another physically, and I would not want to be good at that. So i do not condone it or encourage it.

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@JessicaArt74033 Not if you count that rubbing alcohol people put on their hands. They drink it through their pores.

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@MattPinner_ Of course. I don't trust anyone to season soup properly, let alone anyone I am dating. I am sorry, I just make better soup and--I am a feminist, so I think women should not automatically be relegated to the kitchen.

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@vxylily What do you call a predicate that is not tautological?

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@hayes_nata3 Tell that to all of Rocco Zeffretti's fans!

Be damned if you are telling me I can't fuck a man who is older than I am when I can die for my government. Also be damned if I cannot fuck an older woman if I can die for my government.

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@Ruby_331 A salesman who uses Amazon's delivery system to deliver a Jean Paule Sartre book.

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@WildPure_ Yes. You can have sex with friends. However, I sometimes tell people I don't have sex with friends to spare their feelings. Which is friend-zoning people but with the contingency that friendship isnt mutually exclusive except in your case.

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@bioniccc1 @_josephine0_ I miss the compatible blood donor. I get hit by a lot of vehicles in my line of work as a hero for hire. I am kidding. Not about the last part though (as much as it pains me). Being a deontologist makes me duty bound to help people even when I can barely walk.