Brandon Muck

pizza

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

🚨TOP 10 STATES THAT BUY THE MOST MOUNTAIN DEW🚨
10. Georgia
9. Pennsylvania
8. Wisconsin
7. Tennessee
6. Indiana
5. Florida
4. Kentucky
3. Michigan
2. North Carolina
1. OHIO 💚💚💚

[Buckeye Empire @BuckeyeEmpire]

The most blatant thing I've ever seen

[The Buckeye Nut @TheBuckeyeNut]

First, Brutus crossed out the M in Michigan Stadium and wrote OHIO on the field and now this.

Mascot of the year �

[Fake Urban ❌eyer (parody) @FakeUrban]

.@UMichFootball where r u guys?

[Fake Urban ❌eyer (parody) @FakeUrban]

You people act like you’ve never seen Julian throw a first quarter pick.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: U.S. Dollar has roughly lost over 10% of its value this year.

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

YOUGOV POLL FINDS MORE AMERICANS FEEL WORSE OFF THAN A YEAR AGO

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

How soon til people start regularly carrying swords again?

[brandon* @brndxix]

is it tomorrow yet

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Here are all the current US politicians who are benefitting with aerospace and defense stocks if the US goes to war with Iran:

Bill Hagerty
Blake Moore
Bruce Westerman
Carol Devine Miller
Carol Miller
Dan Newhouse
Diana Harshbarger
Dwight Evans
Earl Blumenauer
Gil Cisneros
Greg Landsman
James Comer
Jared Moskowitz
Jefferson Shreve
John Boozman
John Curtis
Josh Gottheimer
Julie Johnson
Kathy Manning
Kevin Hern
Lois Frankel
Marjorie Greene
Markwayne Mullin
Michael McCaul
Mike Simpson
Patrick Fallon
Rob Bresnahan
Scott Franklin
Thomas Suozzi
William Keating

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Numerous US politicians appear to have bought war stocks before Israel attacked Iran.

US Congressman Josh Gottheimer bought $RTX, Raytheon, a weapons manufacturer, last month.

Congressman Bruce Westerman bought $RTX on 04/07/2025 AND on 03/02/2025.

Unusual.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Iranian missiles are landing in central Israel, per BNO:

[Brandon Muck @BrandonMuck]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Brandon Muck @BrandonMuck]

The bike fell over because it was 2 tired

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Day 1111 of my 3 day war. It's going so well that last night Moscow had the heaviest bombing since WW2.

I remain a master strategist.

[Brandon Muck @BrandonMuck]

@indieauntieowl @DerrickEvans4WV Yes and illegal immigrants also paid 25 billion into social security that they can't use

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Today was the worst day in the stock market in 2025.

[Cato⚜️ @callme_cato2]

I’ve heard “DEI” more this month than my entire 30 years of existence