Brandon Munnik

I like people who like animals.
IG: brandon17097

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

More Geeky Chemistry Humor…

If you are not part of the Solution then you're part of the Precipitate.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Vet: I'm afraid I'm going to have to put your horse down

Me: But why?

Vet: It's very heavy

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

Australian horses be like gd’neigh

[Brandon Munnik @BrandonMunnik]

@HeyItsJuji Then buy your own Krispy kreme

[Brandon Munnik @BrandonMunnik]

@HeyItsJuji @krispykreme You work hard buy it yourself

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

for every whip, there is an equal and opposite nae nae

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

Doing intermittent fasting but time isn’t real so i am just eating whenever i want

[Brandon Munnik @BrandonMunnik]

@billthedankguy Then she's the one

[Brandon Munnik @BrandonMunnik]

@thesn0wmexican @MechHeadZA

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

You Matter.

Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.

Then you Energy.

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

Woody: lol u guys! u guys. come hear this shit

Buzz:

Woody: say it again

Buzz: [sighs] to infinity and beyond

Mr. Potatohead: lmao “AnD bEyOnD” does he not understand what infinity means

[James @CaucasianJames]

my bed’s a twin but she still calls me king

[Brandon Munnik @BrandonMunnik]

@MalcolmNdlovu4 @CocaCola_ZA Noooo 😂 I don't have the will power for this

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

Saying “Me, myself, and I”

- Redundant
- Lonely and depressing
- 3x as lame

Saying “My Shiny Teeth and Me”

- Refreshing (and minty)
- 32 shiny friends
- Twinkles like the fucken stars in space

[James @CaucasianJames]

she’s wearing ur hoodie but my crewneck is in her closet