BrandonTheOffender

My moms my Facebook friend. Too many dicks (literal dicks) on Snapchat, and I can’t rant on instagram, so here I am.

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@amyklobuchar You could. But we know you wouldn’t.

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@TheoVon It’s cause he loves you

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@EricLDaugh This feels like it’s going to end badly somehow

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@allenanalysis @gtconway3d This is clearly easy to investigate. GO!!

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@LeaderJohnThune @SenateGOP These ratios are bananas. Dude can’t figure out his career is toast?

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@realannapaulina We want to know who added it to the bill.

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@NancyMace Hanging, but in public. There was a reason it used to be done this way.

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@TRHLofficial Bahahaha

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@RepLuna On behalf of which people? The fact that congress voted to keep it a secret is absolutely insane.

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@liz_churchill10 I wonder if the cops feel shame when they go
Home at night.

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@robbystarbuck @tylerbowyer Not worth my time anymore. The deep state remains. Into the abyss we go

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@chamath Time for you to go do what you do, get arrested and then sue them. See what the Supreme Court thinks.

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@LL_PATRIOT @BasedMikeLee The founding fathers would croak if they knew how big the federal govt had gotten.

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@Riley_Gaines_ @jaketapper I hate this version of him. It makes everyone that supported him have to justify why. Totally unnecessary.

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@JillianMichaels It’s the only possibility

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@NancyMace This literally blows my mind. Who the hells idea was it to start a fund where we the tax payers pay off sexual assault victims from our government? Like, what actual person?

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@marklevinshow “There’s too much free speech”

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@CAgovernor You think when he writes this out he says “yeah, they’ll buy it”

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@elonmusk 😳

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@MaElviraSalazar You know we can read, right?