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Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
Mostly Live Tweets from my favorite theology professor these days...
#JohnFrederickLiveTweets
Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2012
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Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"Here's what we will do... we will buy out Spotify and then cancel it in the Name of Jesus. We're bringing back vinyl, baby!"
#JFLive
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"When you have kids make sure to endoctrinate them with your normative hipster idiosyncrasies... and the world will be a better place." - JF
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"Aww man.... I'm tired. I'll have to get some of that java jam juice after this or something."
#JFLiveTweets
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"I just want to come into the presence of Mark Driscoll and pacifistically crush him. I want to totally annihilate him intellectually!"
#JF
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Thomas Wright
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Retired
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"Every time I smoke a cigar, I don't ask the Holy Spirit about which one to choose. I just grab a cigar and start puffing."
#JFLive
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
Just experienced "Lifer" for the 1st time - Believe me, I would rather spend 12 years in Azkaban than listen to "Ghost" again. I'm haunted.
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"It's Yeezy Season. It's every bit as much a holiday as President's day. What the Hell have they ever done for us?" @hypebeastmystic
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"Nothing against Old Geezers but they're not gonna carry the Church into the next generation - unless they've found the fountain of young."
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"I didn't know that the last time I was lecturing I had a 102 + fever. I just thought I was full of the Holy Ghost or something."
#JFLive
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"Alright, it's 4:18, take 15 minutes to break into groups... wait, no, it's 3:26... Ohhh, the date is 4/18..."
#JohnFrederickLive
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"When I finally learned what crossing yourself means, I thought, 'That's rad - way better than scribbling on my head and itching my nose.'"
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"Avoid unhealthy places, especially churches. They will suck your soul out and leave you feeling nasty..."
#JohnFrederickLiveTweets
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"When I was a Catholic I used to lie to the Priest at lease once a year in confession - lie about the good and the bad things I did."
#JFLive
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"Y'all can cancel your yoga classes and just come to Christus Victor. You can still stretch and pray. We've got incense and everything." JF
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"I hope that Target does a Benny Hinn line of space-age clothing in the next decade, cuz I would be wearing every article of it..."
#JFLive
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"Back then I would have tried to convert all my Catholic friends... Of course, back then I was a Bible-thumping maniac."
#JFLive
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"Remember that I want lots of Ewoks in the EOCS. Make sure you mention that you desire an emphasis on Ewokian hermeneutics."
#JFLive
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
Ronnie: "Didn't you say that you were never going to join Facebook again?" John: "I often lie, Ronnie... You must your hermeneutic skills."
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
"As a pacifist, I'm well on my way to peace-land. In my shalomification, I have become keenly aware of my verbal acts of violence."
#JFLive
Brandon Gurney
@BrandonRGurney
about 9 years ago
(In regards to profanity) "We can still drop some swears while we catch fish... but let's try to keep it holy."
#JFLiveTweets
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