Brandon Randomly

I trade the markets and write fiction

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The draft of my first novella is finished. It’s a fast-paced action fantasy about a man betrayed.

Low magic, grim dark, rogues and revenge.

It took 5 months, starting last November. Revision will take a few more months.

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@ErinPerise Narrator: It isn't.

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@JakeFleshner Biodegradable Landmines

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@BiologAndy Jellyfish

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@acechhh Did the psychiatrist start writing in their notebook?

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@insanemrktplace looks more like 1000 loads or so

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@Hunter_Eagleman You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can gooooo

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@Photomusicrock For some reason this sounds better in my head with John Mayer's voice and I'm sorry for typing that.

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@danywander I'm so convinced this guy is a fraud, but you can't argue with results. I'm fascinated by it.

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@elonmusk SO WEIRD

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@tranz_schubert So close, Jorg.

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@srkntnyldz You know what, bitch? I made that.

"I made it too."

"No. I made that."

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@unironictechbro

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@buitengebieden omg I know this girl

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@aseelswaid9 Stds. Is it stds?

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@Samuel_Gregson WTF is this guy EVER TALKING ABOUT

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@FeiyanXie "I don't care if this iPhone costs me $20,000."

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@doganuraldesign Why do I immediately imagine it trying to cross a busy intersection?

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@nixmao This is the ONE THING I didn't want to read while chewing the gristly part of this steak.

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@FalconryFinance Gut-bustin' Bustard with Stuffed Birds and Mustard.

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@TheKevinDalton Nope, you just can't! 😉