Brandon Register

I once had a price check at a Wal-Mart. In China.

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@Xaqhary Yeah, we’re all doing it just to annoy you. It’s a highly complex plot.

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@tango_romeo13 @Jermzwest @davidpollack47 Yeah, like when ESPN makes a team like Georgia beat the hell out of TCU, 65-7… You mean that kind of mirage???

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@aaronmurray11 🤣🤣🤣

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@BiasedVol @SEC @GeorgiaFootball We paid your mom

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@MattWallace888 Unleash the wacko conspiracy theories🤪

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@Mets Post it again, please!

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@ClayTravis But it’s fine because her skull doesn’t identify as being fractured…

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@ClayTravis SEC bias… Clearly.

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@realstewpeters By “real conspiracy theorist” do you mean so ignorant of how medical problems like these are actually diagnosed and treated that you don’t know what you don’t know, and therefore mistakenly think you’ve “cracked a case” that you don’t even partially understand???

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@ClayTravis As a lifelong Falcons fan, my sincere recommendation is that you immediately trade your current QB to us for Marcus Mariota. The only caveat is that we have to find him first…

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@Delta My favorite destination is the other side of the TSA line…

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@cdowis81 @McKenzieMil10 Yeah, maybe us Dawg fans should go to the state legislature and lobby for passing a bill that “declares” us National Champions for the 2017 season🤣🤣🤣No more pathetic move in the history of college sports than that one by UCF

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@McKenzieMil10 The only thing weaker than that argument is your right knee…

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@RealSkipBayless Which was the point of playing in it, correct?

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@DrewBlue2022 @keyz2dacity89 @FirstTake @DesmondHoward @stephenasmith Yes. Things would certainly be different if we started taking out certain games, counting others twice to make our points, etc.

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@keyz2dacity89 @FirstTake @DesmondHoward @stephenasmith Yeah, that’s really impressive since Penn State is tied for 43rd in rush defense, and 48th in total defense🤣🤣🤣But keep trying though…

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@FrankRipp50 @FirstTake @DesmondHoward @stephenasmith “Regardless of the defense…” Good one. He rushed for 13 TOTAL yards against Georgia in the Orange Bowl last season.

But maybe you’re right. Looks like he had more than a hundred against other powerhouses like W. Michigan, Washington, N. Illinois, and Northwestern.

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@keyz2dacity89 @FirstTake @DesmondHoward @stephenasmith Except for people who see real defenses play every week and know that those numbers are inflated this year just like last year… 13 yards against the Georgia defense, 9 of which were on ONE carry, and ended with a fumble.

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@FirstTake @ESPNCFB @DesmondHoward @stephenasmith Blake Corum🤣🤣🤣@DesmondHoward is on a comedy tour this season! My favorite joke was the first one though:

National Champion prediction:
Texas A&M (currently 3-6)

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@ABC Hey Siri, why do people say that “news” isn’t “news” anymore?