Brandon

[Brandon @BrandonRybak]

Get you a girl who will knock a bouncer out for you @barstoolsports @OldRowOfficial

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

I FUCKING LOVE THE USA

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The most surreal thing of our trip so far. Currently driving towards Louisiana and the radio station we were listening to started talking about our trip and played Ella Langley especially for us😭😭😭

[Brice @dBriceJ]

maybe he’s just having a good time on his likely once in a lifetime trip

[Bobby Stanley Jr. @PropHolliday]

Can I just elect to not have my money wasted?

I can put that $$ into a retirement plan now and fund my own elder years. Instead of watching administration after administration just piss it away

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum]

if you rented a UHaul, drove off the lot, did a u-turn, and immediately dropped it off again,

it still wouldn't cost anywhere near $19.95

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE EQUALIZER FOR THE USMNT!

[Acervo Liv Morgan @acervogioo]

Liv Morgan foi esculpida pelos anjos. 🤍

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

This is always funny because women think it’s a switch that goes off when a ring is present lol if you’re not doing it now you won’t do it later

[beck @cardgani]

adiós alexa demie te vamos a extrañar, ojalá nos regales una selfie o tiktok al mes

[Lexi @dronealtar]

New euphoria was good I think everyone that hates it just likes to complain

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Breaking News:

If Texas Tech beats Alabama twice tonight and advances to the Championship, I will read my first ever book with White Chocolate on his balcony.

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[Football @BostonConnr]

Corncob TV has done it

Coffin Flop is saved

[maddie @madsssagascar]

sorry to sound like a boomer but the prevalence of airpods and phones from people working service and retail jobs rn is fucking bananas

[cornbread Bitch @wobblymami]

Mind if I take a seat?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We keep the foot on the gas

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[UGene🐝 @TheUges]

The Boys was a great show and the finale was good and I’m not gonna argue with people who watched the show with their eyes closed while wearing earplugs.