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I spend my days trying to think of profound things to put in my Twitter Bio...

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Great game @Bengals! Bummer but damn proud!

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I'm on board!

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@chickmcgee1 the amount of times I say "holy Hell" because of you is silly 😂. My 4 year old has now added it to his vocab apparently. He used it perfectly! One of those "holy Hell!" I am teaching him something at least! 🤣

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A cicada knows when it's been 17 years to rise from the dirt. Meanwhile, I thought Tuesday was Monday this week for an embarrassingly long time.

So basically I couldn't make it as a cicada... Wonderful.

#cicadas2021

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Cruising! https://t.co/ZIYhEUXyzn

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Just posted a video https://t.co/g17fYq13sW

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Just posted a video https://t.co/sPJocZNMp3

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She is full!
Fingers crossed for no leaks!!! https://t.co/IvCL4pW2sg

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Happy 1st birthday Amelia! https://t.co/CmR4vYhZTf

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Nice walk + Ice cream! @ Schneider's Sweet Shop https://t.co/uP5eyRC1Dq

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Cake made by Harrison Samuel. He'll be accepting orders from his new bakery - "What Really Happened to the Dinosaurs, Bakery"

The name is a bit clunky but that is the Bakery's style! 🎂 @ Bellevue, Kentucky https://t.co/bF2JPYYoQ0

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Beautiful day to hit the park! Amelia's first swing :-) https://t.co/ndwo0RxGRn

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Jelly is finally taking on his leadership role in the tank. Looking good fishy! https://t.co/sBgyWPbAN5

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Okay 2021... You can chill, no need to try to live up to 2020.
#2020 #2021 #chill

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Snow day + sick daddy + sick baby = a 10% productivity rate. (Okay 10% is probably high... Lol) https://t.co/llst0msxwy

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Had so much fun playing in the snow with my little buddy! https://t.co/jYdJ5PSikb

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"Hey Dad, can I have one?"
"That little blue one at the bottom would do" https://t.co/iVDvJbFPhG

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I have an @commonsku Twitter account @commonskuB < give me a follow so I don't cry.

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@asicentral Digital Expo day 2!
Come visit our @commonsku team at our virtual booth #asishow https://t.co/smO0kzsYa1

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@PromoKitchen #promochat ;)

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@PromoKitchen Break: The positive outlook on the year. Even though the new year has proved to be more of the same... People I have chatted with seem very optimistic for 2021!