Brandon Scott

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

He's even too stupid to write his own resignation letter 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[David Decosimo @DavidDecosimo]

Jason Arday has resigned as Professor from Cambridge. He narrates the experience as one of relentless victimhood & persecution.
If Pangram is correct, his letter of resignation is itself 100% AI generated.

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@TuittHeure @Smirkley We need to stop calling it reverse-racism. It's just racism.

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@Lisahauge222 @Smirkley It's more that they don't care. His job is to be professionally black, and none of this affects his ability to do that.

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@davewave020 @Smirkley Deleting the part where he makes that claim does not mean he never made it 😂😂

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@supercollider_x @Smirkley We never should have had that idea in the first place. It's inherently racist.

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

Black privilege in a nutshell

[Smirkley @Smirkley]

Updated
>be Jason Arday
>get diagnosed autistic at 3
>claim non-verbal until 11
>claim partial deafness in one ear & being taught to sign
>claim you couldn't read until 18, but still leave school w/ two GCSEs
>claim joining pro snooker tour at 10, one year before you could speak
>claim you came out of a football academy & played professionally
>claim you were on Seven Up, a series that tracked a group of seven year olds as they grew up, airing first 21 years before you were born
>have the BBC confirm you weren't on the show because not time traveller
>claim 30 marathons in 35 days, the last 9 on a broken leg swollen to twice its size
>claim to have run 600 miles in six days, when the men's record is 650
>have no recorded race time anywhere because why bother
>have nobody in the ultra community ever hear of you
>say £5.5m raised for 70+ charities by 2024
>tell a funeral directors' convention in New Orleans the ultras (no record again) raised £5m
>submit a 401-page PhD on reflective practice w/ 100+ passages matching another student's 2009 thesis
>have 188 sentences come back identical or near identical, odds
>carry over her copy-editing errors
>get the PhD anyway
>lift quotes into papers & present them as interviews you conducted yourself
>get a full chair at Glasgow by 2021
>get Cambridge at 37, youngest black professor in 900 years
>guest edit the Today programme
>collect honorary degrees from Solent, Anglia Ruskin & St Mary's
>have a Cambridge autism professor circulate “URGENT PLEASE SIGN ANTI RACISM LETTER"
>write to a minister claiming knife threats, assault, spitting, rape & death l threats, bananas, bullets in the post, corrosive substances & mutilated animals
>photograph none of it
>claim a masked man w/ a knife cornered you in the faculty twice
>appear on no CCTV either time
>tell nobody AT THE TIME
>claim a severed pig's head arrived at your parents' house
>claim police traced it to a butcher who sold a “whole hog" that morning
>have the butcher say no officer ever came in
>have the Met say the whole account is categorically incorrect
>call it "a modern day lynching" on a podcast in Sept 2025
>give a keynote in April 2026 about a playbook conservatives use to hunt black academics
>get cleared in March 2026 by a panel you asked to weigh the "war on critical race theory"
>blame the copied text on autistic mimicry & on a supervisor who left & one you never even met
>turn 600 miles in six days into twelve days
>get Solent to delete the running claims
>get 13,000 signatures & three Cambridge college heads to vouch for text they never read
>have Cambridge call it a "vile smear campaign"
>have a ghostwritten memoir to be released August 27
>watch people still stan for you because you're black

[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

We can now be quite certain that, yes, in fact, the DSA move within the Democratic Party is a power consolidation move modeled after the Bolshevik takeover of the Social Democrat Party and expulsion of the Mensheviks. Not the revolution itself but its immediate political precursor.

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@Nemtastic1 @MikeNayna There's also the fact that he's a pathological liar, so we can't even believe his claim to have experienced this treatment, regardless of its possible causes

[The Free Press @TheFP]

"My 81-year-old mother has lived in New York for 30 years, but the city presumes she owes a $55,048 fee for out-of-towners."

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Hawaii Democrat congressional candidate Kirill Basin ARRESTED for threatening a man with a knife after he was asked to lower the volume of his music at the beach.

He tried fighting but was immediately knocked out 🤣

Instant FAFO

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@Uncatfishable You know you're a complete piece of shit, right?

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@canarymission It's time to start locking up or deporting these people. They are traitors to our country.

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@yungruzinskii @canarymission If you want to say you're a neo-nazi, just say you're a neo-nazi. We can already tell anyways.

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@Faffin3 @canarymission If you want to say you're a neo-nazi, just say you're a neo-nazi. We can already tell anyways.

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@cdkbyn @canarymission If you want to say you're a neo-nazi, just say you're a neo-nazi. We can already tell anyways.

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@silobv2891 @canarymission If you want to say you're a neo-nazi, just say you're a neo-nazi. We can already tell anyways.

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@ccurious7 @canarymission If you want to say you're a neo-nazi, just say you're a neo-nazi. We can already tell anyways.

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@BronzeHistorian @canarymission If you want to say you're a neo-nazi, just say you're a neo-nazi. We can already tell anyways.

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@RiggzIsTooOld @canarymission If you want to say you're a neo-nazi, just say you're a neo-nazi. We can already tell anyways.

[Brandon Scott @BrandonSco32378]

@Moalusi__Thabo @canarymission You might just be clinically retarded if this dumbass take actually made sense in your head. See a mental health specialist please, you clearly need one.