Brandon Shefcyk

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Thank you for a great show, @michiganderband

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Barber: What should I do with your eyebrows? Her: Have you ever seen a crowbar? Barber: Say no more

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@thelumineers #IWasCleopatra

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Watched a circumcision today and let me tell you there is nothing more haunting than watching a foreskin fly end over end into the trash

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Thank you @thelumineers for a brilliant show

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The shape of these "underwater stormtrooper torpedoes" is concerning to say the least

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Just watched a witch with a big hat throw up on the sidewalk looking straight forward and the wind blew it right back in her face

[Brandon Shefcyk @BrandonShefcyk]

"You don't need other people to drive away your loneliness
You just needed to find a way to talk to it"

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You couldn't have asked for better weather for 22, A Million to come out. Bon Iver was made for rainy days.

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My parents are in Africa and I'm pretty sure my dad took the greatest selfie of all time

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I'm really hoping that school starting will reignite my drive to do things like cook and walk to the bathroom instead of wearing diapers

[Brandon Shefcyk @BrandonShefcyk]

"I know you're sleeping by now | But I'm still up walking around | The walls of my skull bend backwards | And in like a labyrinth"

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Well, I've lost it all, I'm just a silhouette | a lifeless face that you'll soon forget

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@_BenHolmes_ @foyvance such a good guy

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I won't let anything stop me from being the very best. The best that ever was.

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Easily the best rainy day record

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Well I think it's safe to say I have a new favorite Olympian. With a name like that, how do you not root for him?

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After 5 months of fasting, George ate tonight. Thank you to all of those that kept him in your thoughts and prayers

[Brandon Shefcyk @BrandonShefcyk]

This is the soundtrack 2 my life

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You say that you care
I was unaware