Brandon Sorge™

You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.

[Brandon Sorge™ @BrandonSorge78]

✨It is a radical act (of self love) to look for joy where I don’t think I will find it. So everyday even if it’s just a moment, a second, a minute, an hour... I choose to be radical and look for joy. ✨

[Brandon Sorge™ @BrandonSorge78]

Same

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

me every day for the next 4 years:

[caitlin ౨ৎ 🍉 @fIight180]

“why aren’t there any thanksgiving songs” i bet you feel real stupid rn

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

gaga being weird again is one of the biblical signs that everything is going to be okay

[George Mayer @GeorgeMayer]

An app where you and your SO swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

[Lebo Kgothadi. @LeboKgothadi]

It’s okay to take off your glasses once you feel you’ve seen enough for the day.

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

No you don’t understand I’m obsessed #RHOSLC

[zae @itszaeok]

they used to work nina dobrev like a dog on the vampire diaries. the episode im watching rn, she is playing a vampire, human, AND a immortal witch like what...

[randy @woahokrandy]

we don’t get stuff like this anymore

[Mabintou @mabintou]

We have a very serious shortage of normal people. There’s a shortage of sense. A general lack of shame, and don’t get me started on integrity.

[erika @yeeeerika]

how many two-factor authentications until i reach enlightenment

[Real Legend @RHLegend32]

Emily Fucking Simpson single-handedly ended Alexis, who was desperately trying to insert herself into the drama.

I almost died when Emily told her “you’re a friend, shut the fuck up”. 🤭 #RHOC

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

No one:

Absolutely not one person:

Me: “Will MomTok survive this?”

[•{M-B}• @MadBeefs]

Petition for Monica Garcia to host the #SecretLivesOfMormonWives reunion since she has a connection to the group #rhoslc

[no @zedonarrival]

every time i see a plastic bag floating in the wind i think of katy perry. if she has no other impact, she has that

[bella ☁️🩷 @a90strend]

taylor swift heard people were eating cats & she stood tf up

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

how am I supposed to work today when I don't even know if momtok is gonna survive this

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

Saying “can momtok even survive this?” after every minor inconvenience

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

when the temperature drops below 65 for the first time in months