Brandon T. Luong

Former techie turned restaurateur; opened Koi Tea 🎏 (boba and ice cream rolls). Dad jokes aficionado 🥓.

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

@buttpraxis Not true. We can put the pokemon in muay thai, bjj, taekwondo, etc. And when they're in the stadium, everyone cheers the pokemon beating each other.

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

Brett Kavanaugh: I will uphold precedents made by the court, specifically Roe v Wade

Few months later:

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

@meyrude Dave took a Jab at Hannah not because of her identity but because she throw a verbal punch at him.

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

Hi @clickup just seeing how far you're coming along with the "Search for duplicate tasks" request.
https://t.co/4vOVekWhRX

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

This should be a BTS concert with Samsung products. Like BTS popping out of their smart fridge #SamsungUnpacked

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

The new S22 will be a mirrorless camera 📷 with a phone 📱as an accessory 🤣
#SamsungUnpacked

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

@DiningTraveler Sorry to hear that. Time for you to spam their accounts with cringy memes.

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

Really thought Trump pulled out a sandwich instead of his mask

[AJ+ @ajplus]

#AhmaudArbery would be turning 26 today.

He was killed in February while jogging. Two white men have been charged with his murder.

Activists organized an #IRunWithMaud protest to honor him — pledging to run 2.23 miles, marking the date of his death.

[Shomari Stone @shomaristone]

JUST IN: Rock & Roll Legend Little Richard Has Died.
#RIPLittleRichard #LittleRichard
https://t.co/Gfgdj7qFZS

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

@kaustly Didn't know you could do that

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

Hi @GovernorVA
First I'd like to thank you for your leadership during our crisis and the rules you're mandating.
Since the PPP has failed us, is there a way our state is able to create a grant for #SmallBusiness in VA, esp for non-essential and restaurants?

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

*walks up to mic*
@Potbelly @RuthsChris @TacoCabana and @pollotropical y'all can go sit on rusty nails then eat from some dumpster from a closed restaurant.
#SmallBusiness will literally die because you took 11.4% of the PPP. Also🖕President Trump.

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

What if we sue FOX News for spread false allegations then use that money to force manufacturing companies to produce crucial medical supplies?

I'm all in ✋

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

@JerryFalwellJr You mean like this truth: https://t.co/lp2JT6XHJA
Sir, sit down.

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

For years we jest about Trump watching too much television and hiring people from shows he watched, including the My Pillow Guy. And now he actually shows the FUCK on stage with him 🤯. God reality is biting hard.

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

I may not agree with you on most things but this is a step in the right direction. I wished this happened sooner along with the other precautions from last week.

[Governor Ralph Northam @VAGovernor73]

Today I'm issuing a Stay at Home order, effective immediately.

Our message to Virginians is clear—stay home. These actions are necessary to protect public health and slow the spread of #COVID19.

Learn more: https://t.co/5SDZ23yG6G

[Governor Ralph Northam @VAGovernor73]

As a physician, I know what it's like to be in a hospital, in emergency rooms, and on the front lines. On #NationalDoctorsDay, and every day, let us thank all of the heath care professionals that dedicate their lives to caring for those in need.

[Brandon T. Luong @BrandonTLuong]

@JasonSCampbell You go, Glenn! I mean go get Corona. Don't worry we got your back.... Once there's a vaccine. Unless youre antivaccine and then that's you're choice.