Brandon Tanimoto 🐜2439🐜

If masterbation is murder I've killed more Japanese children than the Atomic Bomb.

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I just wanted to post a GoFundMe for the Mother of a really great guy. I couldn't donate much, please be better than me.

https://t.co/6fBbUjY7AJ

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@AmosGill22 @jimjefferies Heard the last ATM podcast where you talked about making an onlyfans for feet... then I looked this up.
https://t.co/kb0WsRRH20

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@BQQuinn Did you hear about the Dungeon Crawler Carl WebToon/Comic?

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@TheDanWells Hey Dan. What's the name of the German Chinese meal you like so much? I think it has a sauce? I moved to Bremen and really want to try it. Thank you in advance.

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Well, this year's Grammy for Best Rap Song might go to a Diss Track.

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@TheDanWells Any update on Dynasty Warriors? It's my favorite genre.

PS: Please stay away from DW9. It's... It's totally different from the rest of the series (in the worst ways)

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#DeadpoolAndWolverine was amazing.

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I should also mention that I don't like Trump... but I agree with your email... but having my name at the beginning made me pretty defensive and the message was lost on me until I clicked on the linked tweet. I know the name thing is automated, but it really changes the tone.

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@ac132 Yeah... it might be a good idea to not include our names in the beginning of this letter. It made it seem like I did something wrong. I woke up this morning thinking "did I say something so insensitive that Stickermule reached out to me"?

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Well, this year's Grammy for Best Rap Song might go to a Diss Track.

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Our cat looking at my Haruki Murakami shirt.

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My friend's 4yo caught me vaping and said "Uncle Brandon hot."

She thought it was steam.

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I have a visitor

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I went to Disneyland and didn't get too excited about anything... Then I saw this.

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I'm probably the first person to cuss in Disneyland (May the 4th, 2024)

Gates opened. I took one step in... Announced "F*** this s***" when people started running for popcorn buckets, ducked off into a store, didn't come out

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@sundayjeff If you didn't announce that you dye your hair I wouldn't have known. Keep it up, it looks good on you.

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Only wanted to buy one pair of shoes... But I saw these Simpsons colabs, Hugo (Bart's twin) compete with fish heads.

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@acferrell1976

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Reading the German lyrics of Hamilton.

Me: Wait... Did that mean...

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Idk what's wrong with me... A $900 plane ticket... Not a second thought...

That $10 classic chicken sandwich from Burger King.... It's haunted me for months.