Brandon Araujo

if it isnt fun i probably wont do it. 28. 905.

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

be nice. I'm working through some things for the rest of my life

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

I didn’t sleep enough for today to be a PA day

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

if you're not sure who you are anymore, take a number. twelve is available

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

I was told I should take people more seriously and no

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

I have a three headed monster holding a crystal ball tattooed on me I don’t give a fuck about the meaning behind your infinity symbol.

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

My Uber driver said good morning when he picked me up so I know im going to have a terrible headache when I eventually wake up.

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

@IamSexbobomb Bro if you been eating pubes we got problems

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

I am 90% cat hair, my diet includes 90% cat hair and my clothes are made of 90% cat hair. I am a hairball.

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

Doing more work on my chest on Monday and starting to work on my sleeve on Tuesday, it’s lit. Might fuck around and get tattooed on Wednesday too, let’s do this shit

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

I’ve got a soft spot for being fucked up.

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

You ever go somewhere that the service is so friendly it just fucking creeps you out?

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

back to our regularly scheduled depression

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

@_SamChecchia That one is amazing but that episode with the 2 dudes in the log cabin is insane

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

I shock my cat every time I go to pet him and I’m pretty sure he just hates me now.

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

Point me to the nearest bar with say anything on karaoke.

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

Christmas gift idea:

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

I’m at the point in my life where I just reply “yes” to people asking if they ever told you “that story”. You didn’t but it is better this way I know it.

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

Did a thing, sorry mom and dad

[Brandon Araujo @BrandonTheEnd]

@_SamChecchia Just do anything that you actually want to do and you’ll probably be tired in 10 minutes, works every time