Brandon Wong

28. @Wattpad writer. @UAlbertaBiz ➡️ @giesbusiness. Sports geek.

[Brandon Wong @BrandonWong048]

A typical writing schedule for me:

Two months: zero words
One weekend: eight thousand words

Inconsistency is an art form and I have perfected it #amwriting #sometimes

[CoachBroker @CoachBroker]

I’ve been alive for 46 years and watched every Super Bowl that I can remember and never once was I so sensitive that the halftime performance offended me. And I won’t start today. I’ve never seen Bad Bunny perform and I can’t name one of his songs, but I’m going to watch it and learn today, without one clutch of the pearls.

[Brandon Wong @BrandonWong048]

@KPapetti Haven’t seen his name yet so a honourable mention to Brian Tallet

[Ryan Milowicki @RyanMilowicki]

Alumni of all 30 teams have now appeared in this game tonight.

Royals (Will Klein in 2024) held out to the 15th inning and Cubs (Brendon Little in 2022) until the 17th.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Blue Jays got absolutely HOSED on this call 🤖

Complete changed the momentum of the inning

[MLB @MLB]

Hang it in The Louvre

[Brandon Wong @BrandonWong048]

@EdmontonOilers David Tomasek, great hands on that PP feed to Drai last night!

[MLB @MLB]

Built. For. This.

#ALDS

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Trey Yesavage's splitter is gross.

[Brandon Wong @BrandonWong048]

11 runs for the @BlueJays
11 K’s for Trey Yesavage
Absolutely buzzing #WANTITALL

[Matt LaBelle @mattlabelle]

“This is ridiculous and a non-issue” - Gary Bettman

[marshmello @marshmello]

how else am I supposed to eat them ?

[Mike Bundt @Mike_Bundt]

Can you imagine being a back-to-back Stanley Cup Champion and having 96.8% of the households in your market not tuned into the finals.

That’s one of several reasons why hockey in Florida continues to be a joke!

[Thomas Drance @ThomasDrance]

Eye for an eye in the Stanley Cup Final: Sam Bennett tried to break Stuart Skinner's ankles, so Connor McDavid actually did break Aaron Ekblad's.

[Brandon Wong @BrandonWong048]

The Department of Player Safety when Sam Bennett tramples over another goalie #StanleyCup

[Scouting The Refs @ScoutingTheRefs]

Sneaky play by Bennett. There's a shove by Ekholm, sure, but Bennett absolutely steers himself into the goaltender. You can watch his right skate as he turns to ensure that instead of going across the top of the crease he goes right into the goalie. Learned well from Game 1, eh?

[NHL @NHL]

Connor McDavid is a human cheat code 😳 #StanleyCup

🇺🇸: @NHL_On_TNT & @SportsonMax ➡️ https://t.co/4TuyIATi3T
🇨🇦: @Sportsnet or stream on Sportsnet+ ➡️ https://t.co/4KjbdjVctF

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Sam Bennett shocker.

[/r/Habs @HabsOnReddit]

Sam Bennett “accidentally” hitting a goalie

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

"I didn't blame it all on Pete, but the reality is, if you go back to last year's playoffs, he's lost seven of the last eight games to Edmonton." - Jake Oettinger, probably

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

the cup patch being on the same side as the C to make room for a sponsor is so fucking hideous it is actually pissing me off