Brandon Zabriskie

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What is going on with federal tax returns this year?

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Anyone else's wife in their bachelors program for nursing and all they do is complain about all the writing they have to do. If so I need a support group. This is gonna be a long 3 months.

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Establishing my apartment dominance by playing every piece of media that says the f word so my 20 year old, returned missionary roommates know who’s the boss around here.

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Black Mirror is messed up.

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I’m just gonna leave this here

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Blitzed - 8-Bit 420 Pokemon Hip Hop Rap Instrumental Beat https://t.co/UzL7raXM8B via @YouTube

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My Chinese calculus professor doesn’t speak English very well so when he tells us not to panic he says “don’t be panic”. Whenever he says that though I think of this guy from yugioh duel monsters.

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I just bought more ram and an SSD hardrive for my laptop and I couldn’t be any more excited 😃😃😃 #geeksquad

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What do doctors tell gender neutral parents what gender their babies gonna be? Do they sit them down and tell them “according to science your baby is this?” But they are still free to choose who they are? #ThoughtOfTheDay

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Ill never understand what’s going through people’s minds when they wear shorts in 0 degree weather.

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Life is getting exciting really quick!

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1st day of the new semester and the zipper on my backpacks brakes, off to a good start!!

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I just need to remember that good things come to those who wait.

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I’m at that point during finals week that I’m sick of studying and have decided that whatever happens happens. Plus that show on Hulu has been very inviting to watch it as well.

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Set my phones lock screen to this so whenever someone picks up my phone they’ll be introduced to my little friend penny wise. Happy Halloween 🎃

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Why do commentators on the Left avoid debating @BenShapiro?

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