Brandon

[asuhh 🌵🌹 @asuhh_03]

4 years ago today Brandon and I officially became acquainted on my first actual time of Black Friday shopping. 🥺❤️

[Brandon @Brandon_Carr2]

@WesBrawner @sighthinkin @ATVIAssist If wired connection try wireless, wired don’t seem to be working

[Brandon @Brandon_Carr2]

@asuhh_03 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Bagel Bites @BagelBites]

You voted and we listened. There was tail wagging for each, so we made BOTH dog pants for #NationalDogWeek! Get your favorite pair at https://t.co/X4mLPPg3hY while stock lasts. #BiteSizedDebates

[Brandon @Brandon_Carr2]

@asuhh_03 Not true at all, you literal perfection my love always got your back ❤️🌎🦥

[Brandon @Brandon_Carr2]

@asuhh_03 You got this my strong independent woman, I love you :)

[Brandon @Brandon_Carr2]

@asuhh_03 Your body is literally perfect. just like you my love. keep your head up :)

[Brandon @Brandon_Carr2]

@asuhh_03 She calling me extra

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

me when i look in the mirror after my 1000 degree shower

[notso @notsoPDX]

Dude was not having any of @Nadeshot’s singing

[Brandon @Brandon_Carr2]

@asuhh_03 I love you, I’m so appreciative of you, I admire your strength, I can’t wait to see what life has in store for us. ❤️🌎🦥

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

When they said 🙋‍♂️I felt that

[asuhh 🌵🌹 @asuhh_03]

M: umm like a FUCKING possessed person?

D: hmm then it was probably me

M: you scared the living shit outta me

D: well you woke me up

M: well you scared the SHIT outta me

[asuhh 🌵🌹 @asuhh_03]

*making eggs&rice in the kitchen*

*hears a paranormal sound*

Me: dad? ... dad did you just say something??

M: wtf... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE?

Dad: what?

M: did you just make a noise?

D: idk I was having a bad dream I think what did the noise sound like?

[asuhh 🌵🌹 @asuhh_03]

GUYS. I just had the BEST donut I’ve ever had in my life!!! It wasn’t too sweet, and it was soft enough for me to eat!!!

[asuhh 🌵🌹 @asuhh_03]

“You’re not by yourself you have a mans and dogs”

Damn, you know.. you’re right. I totally think you just cured my depression and anxiety 🥰😑

[asuhh 🌵🌹 @asuhh_03]

Lmao I have no friends

[asuhh 🌵🌹 @asuhh_03]

“Girl get yo ass outta this store” 😂