- “Wayne you are a LEGEND and I will always feel grateful and lucky to have played with you”.
- “Ok Juan”
- “No, really. Thanks for everything Wazza, I’m very proud to say that I’ve played with the legend himself”.
- “Ok sure Juan, I’m taking this free kick”
- “Mmm... ok”
How would you feel if you one day found out everything you have ever owned was actually stolen by your parents from poor people?
This is literally how I feel when learning about British colonial history wtf