The year is 2045. Lockdown is now celebrated as a national yearly tradition. Everyone gathers to wash their hands in a giant communal sink and sings happy birthday.
Highlight of my week. Waiting outside the barbers for my haircut and watching a woman buy a jumbo pack of wafer thin ham, get into her car and spend the best part of 30 minutes eating it one at a time slice by slice. Can’t decide if I felt jealous or sympathetic...
Do you ever see people’s shopping on the belt at the checkout and just think... what the f**k are you cooking?!
4 pack of cheap larger, Frozen cheesecake, Horseradish sauce, A pack of bean sprouts and
Bleach 😐