Brandon Boyce

Writer. Film: #BadSamaritan (now on Amazon) APT PUPIL, WICKER PARK, VENOM.
TV: UNDER THE BANNER OF HEAVEN, LET THE RIGHT ONE IN
Novels: click link.

[Brandon Boyce @Brandon__Boyce]

The lunatics have the asylum.

Join me at bluer skies.
https://t.co/FamZctQC6R

[Brandon Boyce @Brandon__Boyce]

My kid is four and a half. Just got my first “whatever.”

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Hero Joe.

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@RealMarkEbner Well shit.

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The 4-year-old destroyed me in Candy Land then suggested I practice more after she goes to bed.

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@PerfectTenCsply @Dean_Devlin @Carlitosway89 @RobMSheehan Wow.

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@EdwardZwick1 Congrats, Ed. Can't wait to dive in.

[Brandon Boyce @Brandon__Boyce]

@usedwigs Drive her? Ate?

[Brandon Boyce @Brandon__Boyce]

@Benn6119Taylor I give you… the unblockable ad. Always posted by a different bot account, so blocking the poster does no good. I’ve reported it every possible way. Do fuck directly off with this shit.

[Brandon Boyce @Brandon__Boyce]

Remember when selecting “I am not interested in this ad” actually made the ad disappear?

Those days are over.

I’m so done with this shitwheel.

[Brandon Boyce @Brandon__Boyce]

So the guy cleans his own house? … I’ll wait.

[Brandon Boyce @Brandon__Boyce]

This to me will always be the cover of Shelly’s Frankenstein we had to read in high school.

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

One iconic artwork from every country in Europe - a thread 🧵

1. Germany: "Wanderer above the Sea of Fog" - Caspar David Friedrich (1818) 🇩🇪

[Brandon Boyce @Brandon__Boyce]

@larrydsweazy Well I don’t take it as a group.

[Brandon Boyce @Brandon__Boyce]

Endanger cats. Occasionally save a few.

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

Please share

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As if the country wasn't divided enough, now I gotta pick Team Hall or Team Oates?

[Brandon Boyce @Brandon__Boyce]

My first birthday wishes arrived this morning from the following, in order:
1. Bathroom smart scale
2. Podiatrist I saw 12 years ago (email)
3. Text from mom.

[Brandon Boyce @Brandon__Boyce]

The craziest word in this headline is “potluck.”

A work potluck party at San Pedro Taco Bell turned into a boozy bash with sex and vomiting, lawsuit claims https://t.co/QkhGt49x9u

[Brandon Boyce @Brandon__Boyce]

@TheCinesthetic Please.

[Brandon Boyce @Brandon__Boyce]

Republicans want states to decide everything. That’s why they’ve packed state houses with legislators who spend most of their careers avoiding accountability because they run unopposed. The remedy? Challenge them. Every seat. Every election. Even ones Dems think they can’t win.

[Brandon Boyce @Brandon__Boyce]

Gladly.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Watch Jason Isbell and the 400 unit perform a blistering ‘King of Oklahoma’ on ‘Austin City Limits.'

🔗 https://t.co/YEukRg1Kko