Dirty Juice

It’s all shits and giggles, til someone giggles and shits

[Dirty Juice @Brandon__Sola]

Gf: “Why is Taco Bell calling you?”

Me:

[SNY @SNYtv]

Sound 'em. 🎺🎺🎺

(ft. @TimmyTrumpet)

[Dirty Juice @Brandon__Sola]

Blessed to say I grew out of my Pit Viper era

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@chrisbrown ayo you crazy on the stage but I can’t believe you didn’t play run it😭

[Dirty Juice @Brandon__Sola]

There is nothing remotely funny about hitting your fucking elbow

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@ScottyPimpin7_ You really be tweeting everything that crosses your mind🤣

[BLVD. @blvdmusic]

Close enough haha @johnsummit Matador 🤝 La Danza

[Dirty Juice @Brandon__Sola]

@blvdmusic @johnsummit Ayyye this me🔥🔥🔥

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Telling people to shhh after they sneeze is one of my favorite ways to incite subtle chaos into their day.

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@vanessavb222 Shit still bangs tho🥵

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Just found out Yoo-hoo isn’t milk. To say I’m shookith is an understatement

[Dirty Juice @Brandon__Sola]

We’re on a floating rock made of dirt and water, what the fuck is a parking ticket?🤦🏻‍♂️

[Dirty Juice @Brandon__Sola]

@hondadeal4vets Wassup gang

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@PirrelloScott You ain’t sleepin bud. Go have fun

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Fuck people who don’t make noises when they sneeze. Looking like they just exploded on the inside

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@PirrelloScott What the hell goes on in your head at 11 am on a Tuesday

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Ice in mimosas?

[Dirty Juice @Brandon__Sola]

Girl asked me to play pop smoke last night…proceeded to put on Gatti…she then came up to me and asked me to put on a pop smoke song that everyone knows

[Dirty Juice @Brandon__Sola]

Normalize hyping ur boys up on the gram fr

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People who eat pickles out of bags really are super villains