Brandon Park

Wanna be comedian. My opinions are facts and represent the thoughts and feelings of everybody ever. Why don't I have more followers?

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Nothing says physical specimen like eating my self so out of breath I close the red ring on my Apple Watch.

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Ordering an Uber in the rain guarantees a ride in a car that's a pothole hit away from exploding.

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I did art today. No clue what it is, but I'm quite impressed by my ability to throw colors on a canvas. #ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBrandon

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Turkey, sides and the Lions losing a football game. Must be Thanksgiving. #HappyTurkeyDay

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Heat like this reminds me that stupid questions, are in fact, a thing.

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Happy Opening Day! The best day of the year, every year. #BringOutTheBlue

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Imma guess 5’8” but the camera man he’s posing for gotta be 3’11”.

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Parents let me go to the midnight release and skip school the next day for Black Ops 2. Great memories were formed in the line outside of GameStop.

[Andy🕹❤️RetroGaming @LoveRetroBTW]

What’s a favorite memory you have of your mother/father around video games?

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Hasbulla so short his feet don’t touch when he’s sitting on the ground.

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Hardest photo of 2022

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Yet my mom tells me if I set them down in the trunk too quickly they’ll bruise.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

nice work

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@jwgeist He’s put up over 300+ in his two starts and the players seem to like him. I think they’ll keep him in and ride the wave of energy.

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Headed to Arrowhead on Sunday for the first time since 2008. The QB when I was there? Tyler Thigpen in -10 degree windchill against Miami. Can’t wait to be back. #ChiefsKingdom

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How are we going to be gifted an extra hour of sleep and I’m still up at 8AM.

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Sucks to lose but damn I’m excited to watch this game for the next 10+ years. #ChiefsKingdom

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Starting the leaf blower in one pull might be my superpower.

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Can @MLB quit ignoring how good Brady Singer has been? Dude has been elite for the past month and a half and nobody knows.

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As a Mizzou fan I hate to admit how much fun it is to watch KU this season.

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Yo @jackharlow will you go on a date with my sister who has been single since forever?

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If you gotta tape your wrists, the tray is too full.