Brandon Laveaux

Father, 22, overworked and underpaid

[Brandon Laveaux @BrandoniBoloni]

@mumble_bees_ucr I'm in class trying to #spreadthebuzz !

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@RCapellaNotes I'm in class trying to #followthepitch!

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@kolbiewolbie you better.

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Do country singers feel less country without their cowboy hats?

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@kolbiewolbie burger shack on east coast that is apparently very popular.

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I'm really looking to try Shake Shack. Just gotta wait a couple years til they come to Cali.

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Kaydon always gets sick immediately after his doctors appointment. He passes the doctors test and will have a cold before we even get home.

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OR, if this was the Lego movie, I'd be batman and @kolbiewolbie would be dj wild style.

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If this was the Lego movie, I'd be superman and @kolbiewolbie would be the green lantern.

[Kolb. @kolbiewolbie]

@BrandoniBoloni is making chorizo and eggs right now. #youtherealMVP

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If you brush your teeth then drink ginger ale, it tastes like chlorine. Fun fact.

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@kolbiewolbie yous a bitch.

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Kaydon made it through the night with no diaper and no accidents. We accidentally diaper deprived him but he was a champ. @kolbiewolbie

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Just switched to the S4 from iPhone 4, now I can hate on iPhone's with authenticity. #galaxygang

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@kolbiewolbie gets genuinely mad at me for not saying bless you after she sneezes.. #thefuck #absurdity

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Kaydon wanted to match me, now you can't even tell us apart. http://t.co/EzKNIhp375

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It took a little over six months to get here, but Kaydon has officially reached the level of "jerk babyness" expected from the terrible twos

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“@kolbiewolbie: iPhone 6 😎📱” wack #galaxygang

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Hey @kolbiewolbie , just figuring out this tweeter thing. You know, for "work".

[Brandon Laveaux @BrandoniBoloni]

So uh, hello my friends. Here's your typical boring first tweet.