Brandon Ray

Don't follow me. Even I don't know what I'm doing.... 📷 b_ray_02

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

Today at work a little kid was crying, so I started being a goof until his cry turned to a smile and that smile turned to a giggle.

His mom looks at me and says “you are going to make a good Dad one day”

And that was probably the best compliment I think I’ve ever received....

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

@kassidylaine4 @mattie_phillips The funny part is the fact you’re still not saying no😂

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

@mattie_phillips @kassidylaine4 See Mattie has my back.
Heck you could mail me a check if you’re feeling old school

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

I’m a man, but not like a MAN man... like I’ll beat your ass if you step to me, but imma also cry and the end of Marley and Me🥴

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

Yo Facebook WILD

[mamas 💛 @madewitrealmilk]

So I was feeling bad for my son in his room playing by himself so I went in there to play w him & he hands me a cup of “soup” 😑😑BOYMOM shit 🤮

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

Your wallet is not what’s “broke”
It’s your mindset...
fix your mindset, fix your wallet

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

I just imagine @howiemandel sitting in his antibacterial mansion thinking “who’s a germophobe now”

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

If you make dancing videos on TikTok there’s an 80% chance I already don’t like you

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

This is why I have trust issues

[E! News @enews]

After almost 9 years together, Vanessa Hudgens & Austin Butler have officially called it quits. 💔 https://t.co/v4FoAdzFan

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

Happy hungover day

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

When I was younger I thought quicksand was gonna be a way bigger issue than it is...😅

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

Mines never gone passed 3 lol

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

*highschool*
11:00 PM - “it’s getting late.. I should probably go to bed”

*now*
2:00 AM- “I’m hungry... I think I’m gonna go to Walmart and get some frozen waffles”

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

Read this thread 😂😂

[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

“CALL THE FUCKING COPS OR THE ASPCA” 💀💀😂😂

[Kye @GxldSociety]

“This is some fuckin National Geographic shit”😭😂

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

I feel like people that run for president got bullied in high school

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

Hobbs and Shaw taught me one thing... DONT FUCK WITH HAWAIIANS

[Brandon Ray @Brandonmray_]

Me passing my family on thanksgiving getting my 3rd plate of food...