Brandy Johnson

[Brandy Johnson @BrandyWynette]

@hamsterkaren @The_Claire_Bear It is really all I want!!!

[Brandy Johnson @BrandyWynette]

@atxhobogrl Yes!!! That commercial drives me nuts!!

[Brandy Johnson @BrandyWynette]

@brthurr Careful what you wish for!!

[Brandy Johnson @BrandyWynette]

@brthurr You will be spending $499,999.99 a year on toilet paper and Imodium AD!

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Absolute chicken shit call!!

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@ambergoss77 I do it all the time!

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Jake is a beast!!!

[Houston Astros @astros]

This is not a retweet.

@JSMarisnick did it again!

#TakeItBack

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@Lissielys Yes! It’s horribly sad but it is definitely worth watching.

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@StephenRanger1 @brthurr I will always love Billy D!!

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I’m baaack! I think. I think we’ve finally got my Twitter fixed so I can actually see current tweets not just things that are 3 or more days old!!

[Brandy Johnson @BrandyWynette]

@equestonian I’m not on Twitter much either. We are all good. How are you?

[Brandy Johnson @BrandyWynette]

Okay that’s it!! 3 days in in New Orleans, we are cross!! I am armed with hand sanitizer, I will NOT give you more than $15 per day for permission to pee!! Damn you bathroom attendant lady, and your stronghold on the bathroom of my favorite bar!!

[Brandy Johnson @BrandyWynette]

Bathroom attendants make me want to not wash my hands. That is all.

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Ya know, me and bar tender chicks ALWAYS get along. I’ve never tended bar, but I did wait tables in college, maybe it’s because I always tip 25-30%, maybe it’s because I’d just st as soon punch a dumb ass as look at them, but I’d like to think it’s because I’m AWESOME!!

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@brthurr ran out of beer!! How will he continue to celebrate this Astros Championship??? Umm... like this I guess!

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@PatDStat Billy Doran!

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@willmoriarty86 I know, still doesn’t feel real!!

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@hamsterkaren Oh I’m bawling!!!

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@hamsterkaren Best birthday ever!!

[Brandy Johnson @BrandyWynette]

@hamsterkaren @brthurr Thanks Karen!!