Cowbell Kid

Player of Drums / Wannabe Producer & Musician / Shirtwaiste Kings

[Cowbell Kid @BrannErdmandvr]

Hoes will be hoes.

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People who straight up tell you how they feel >>>>>>>>>>>>

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Hoes should be called humpty dumpty. First they get humped and then they get dumped.

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A boyfriend suppose too make yo panties WET not yo Eyes , & A Girlfriend suppose too make yo d*ck HARD not your Life

[Cowbell Kid @BrannErdmandvr]

When a girl says "whatever", she really means: I hope you get beaten up, thrown off a bridge, and then eaten by a shark

[Cowbell Kid @BrannErdmandvr]

Aint no hoe worth loosing your wife, aint no beef worth loosing your life!

[Cowbell Kid @BrannErdmandvr]

Strict parents create sneaky children

[Cowbell Kid @BrannErdmandvr]

Don't "k" me you bitch

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#MistakesBoysMake Cheating on their beautiful girlfriends for hoes that look like donkey from Shrek.

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These hoes will hate you, rate you, shake you and try to break you. How strong you stand is what makes you.

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Bitch you do know nobody likes you, right?

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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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Bitches be dark as 11:59, talking 'bout they mixed. Mixed with what? Dirt and oil?

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We all know yall f*cking . Stop calling him your " bestfriend. "

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I might flirt, but I know exactly who I want.

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Every female knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks "So when we gonna chill?"

[Cowbell Kid @BrannErdmandvr]

Wanna know something? Ask. Don't assume shit. That's how problems start.

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Your girl is rated 'R' for Rachet

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Admit it... We dont call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors

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DORA: Having more freedom then teenagers since 2000.