lil reptile guy

king of tiny reptiles, massive nerd, probably cleaning or cooking something

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

unbothered. wet. happy. in my goop. slopped up. squelching.

[🍉Archesuchus🪶 @_Archesuchus_]

Wtffff happened???

[lil reptile guy @BrantGem2]

@N3dl0h @emporiosaj @DRFL____ @pcgamer Exclusives do not equal content that was literally part of the base game. I could understand if this was an expansion or just cosmetics, but you're talking about locking base game features away from players in a single player game unless they give more money. It's pathetic

[lil reptile guy @BrantGem2]

@emporiosaj @DRFL____ @pcgamer I do have a job, I'd just rather spend my money on anything other than content that should have been included in the base $80 game. Hype =/= paying more money for less content.

[lil reptile guy @BrantGem2]

@DRFL____ @pcgamer That's $20 of content that was previously included in your $60 game but excluded from its $80 sequel.

Do you scream and clap when mommy jingles her keys too?

[lil reptile guy @BrantGem2]

@AetherSpy @alexinsix Those are called MAGA hats, you were so close though

[Agamem-Lun @lunwi75]

This is where I watched my parents die, Amelia Earhart

[Kyra Rising💫 @KYRA_RISING]

IT’S POPPING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, IT’S ACTUALLY POPPING

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Wildlife photographer Dani Connor records the sound of a 7 week old baby red squirrel makes while eating

[turbomander @turbomander]

my castle is powered by 8 thousand goblins in the basement. they run on little wheels for me and i convert the rotation into energy. i dont even make them do it i just made it into a game for them. theres a leaderboard and a battlepass and everything, the goblins go nuts for it

[Sarah Burssty @SarahBurssty]

Is there legitimately a way to tell if I'm deprived of the Vitamin?

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[turbomander @turbomander]

you genuinely cannot even comprehend the kind of potions i make. i just brewed some arcane napalm so potent the balrog said i went too far. my potions are banned in war they are inhumane bro. the elves know me as Amphanallë the Maker of Death-Agony dude im literally him

[kenny 🌿 @frogkenny]

"kill them with kindness"

WRONG! GRACKLES 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

[levy @1929stockcrash]

on bus, disheveled man steps aboard and starts harassing people

man: (yelling) im gonna kill every person on this bus

guy next to me: bro chill

man: don’t tell me what to do (muttering to himself) fucking big brother ….. can’t say shit in this place …..

Lmao

[sine. @sneminaj]

apparently telling your coworker that you knew they were born by c-section the way they avoid labor is not acceptable

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

I’m not supposed to be out of my enclosure right now

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

brandon can't pull through for the hangout because a cursed dagger turned him hella rotting