Brantfreudian Slip

Hopefully humorous Brantford sketches, satire, hashtags & other tweetery. Join the party: #BtfdSketches #BrantfreudianTop10 #FakeBtfdNews #BrantfordMemes

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You might want to sit down before checking out our latest sketch. #BtfdSketches #Brantford #Btfd

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@TheBellCityBeat @ScottHendon 🥲

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Retired Brantford Smoke mascot caught sneaking into Bulldogs game wearing a fluffy tail and ears. #FakeBtfdNews #BrantfordBulldogs

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Stoner house across the street immediately fashions water bong from new city green bin. #FakeBtfdNews #Brantford #Btfd #Brant

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Speaking of traffic, we can't wait for the school bus drivers to test out some of these new speed bumps...

#Brantford #Btfd #BrantfordON #SpeedBumps

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@the_miserable Oh, we're with you Mr. C, but the guy in the Dodge Ram riding our butts as we go 70 would like to disagree! 🚘😡

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Look, we like a cheap bag of pistachios just as much as the next Brantfordian but AT WHAT COST!?

#Brantford #BtfdMemes #Costco

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There's an event at the Ontario 55+ Summer Games that's just called 'Walking' and honestly, we get it 😫

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We'll be at the corner of Elgin & Gretzky if any youth want to help us cross the street. We'll split a yogurt cone with you (ice cream's hard on our belly) 😉🍦

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This summer, Brantford police officers will hand out coupons to youth who are seen doing good deeds. The coupons can be redeemed exclusively at Dairee Delite for a free ice cream or yogurt cone. https://t.co/y2T7LASfJi

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Fingers crossed that our mayor gets one of the cool super powers like invincibility or laser eyes and not something lame like detachable arms 🤞 #BigCityMayors #Brantford #Btfd

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@CloudNineCanna We like that you think the northern-most tip of Brantford is its heart 💘

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You can feel the tension 40 klicks down the 403 😐

#BrantfordBulldogs #Brantford #Btfd

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Imagine painting something 90 times and still being this bad at it 🤦‍♂️

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A 38-year-old man from Brantford has been arrested and charged with 52 counts of Mischief under $5,000 after spray-painting 52 different addresses in the downtown core with 90+ "tags" https://t.co/IGqTvvchjr

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SEND N̶U̶D̶E̶S̶ TOWELS 🌊

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Retired Brantford CAO just shows back up to work like nothing ever happened. #BtfdNews

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City of Brantford in partnership with GrandBridge Energy launches first mandatory Earth Hour 🚫💡 #FakeBtfdNews

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#HappyBDayAlex! 🤙🥳

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[first telephone call]
Alexander Graham Bell: Mr. Watson, come here - I want to see you.
Mr. Watson: New phone. Who this?

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#HappyBDayAlex! 🤙🥳

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[2nd telephone call]
Alexander Graham Bell: *hits *67, prank calls Mr. Watson*
Mr. Watson: Dude, you're the only other person with a phone

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#HappyBDayAlex! 🤙🥳

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[1st long distance call]
Paris Shoe Store: Hello?
Alex: Do you have running shoes?
Store: Yes, we do.
Alex: Then you better catch them!

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#HappyBDayAlex! 🤙🥳

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[testing telephone]
Alexander Graham Bell: Watson, call me.
Mr. Watson: What's your number again?
Alex: Dude, for the last time, it's 1.

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#HappyBDayAlex! 🤙🥳

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[circa 1875]
Bell: Good evening, Officer.
Cop: Saw your horse swerve a bit back there - what's that in your hand?
Bell: Uh, nothing.
Cop: Why is there a cord dragging behind your cart?
Bell: Not mine.
Cop: You're not riding around with that damn phone again are you!? 🐴