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Yo you just got dunked on

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Snow Machine Queenstown: Register for Presale Access & WIN the Ski Trip of a Lifetime!: https://t.co/EUhNXB7DRQ

[glub glub @PoissonPounding]

Many thanks to all you glorious perverts who took this walk down fish fucking with me.

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@sportsbetcomau give me a market on this please #byosportsbet

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@JpStewart9 @sportsbetcomau Hey mate I’m new to the byo job, have they responded to you and how long does it take normally?

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@sportsbetcomau #byosportsbet west coast to kick 3 or more every quarter

[Andy & Gazey @TheRunHomeSEN]

DFL Round 7 Results are in!

After relinquishing the dice, @BobMurphy02 is grinning like the cat who got the cream with his @westernbulldogs romping to a big win over the hapless @HawthornFC!

@stkildafc shock @CollingwoodFC and @essendonfc go equal top!
😳 🎲 🏉

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@angelaaa996 Ahhh they tend to travel in packs at the beaches of the nudist variety.
Well so I hear

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[7AFL @7AFL]

"I feel it's an obligation that I've got to be that role model for them."

Bachar Houli is out coaching at the MCG this morning 🙏

[Carlton/Crows pick swap update @CrowsPick]

Update

Pick 4 - Adelaide
Pick 9 - Carlton

(Misread Trade Radio’s tweet. My apologies)

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Oyster Sauce flavoured condoms

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Who’s man is this

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I don’t know who Joaquin Castro is other than the lesser brother of a failed presidential candidate (1%) who makes a fool of himself every time he opens his mouth. Joaquin is not the man that his brother is, but his brother, according to most, is not much. Keep fighting Joaquin!

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@coreeeeyh Preach it brother, fit in or fuck off

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#didshaggydoit

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SOMETHING IS UP ALL IM TRYNA SAY

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She caught me on the counter?
I even had her in the shower ??
‘It wasn’t me’
Who else was there? Like is the me in it wasn’t me and the me that was on the counter different people

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I was listening to ‘it wasn’t me’ by shaggy today and I can’t help but think, maybe it was him?
Picture this we were both butt naked, followed repeatedly by it wasn’t me.
I dunno just seems fishy to me