brantley brice

thank u for callin baby girl talent this is daddy

[susie @susieetweets]

keke palmer is literally unhinged because why is she talking about 2 girls one cup in this hollywood reporter round table

quinta “keke” 😭😭😭😭😭

hannah is so me in this scenario i would be crying at the table

[brantley brice @BrantleyBrice]

had to remove a satellite dish off someone’s rooftop and now im straight

[justcomenyc @justcomenyc]

tomorrow 8/22 we can't wait to host

@fabriziocopano
Jared Goldstein
@BrantleyBrice
@sheriadidthat
James Wendt
& @salinas_pedro

$10 suggested donation
https://t.co/qCf5kzdqmY

[brantley brice @BrantleyBrice]

Barbieland is actually one of the doors in The Nightmare Before Christmas

[brantley brice @BrantleyBrice]

no joke 20 seconds later & i’m back in

[brantley brice @BrantleyBrice]

10 min into the first ep of prehistoric planet season 2 and not a single dino has died yet this season sucks

[Anya Volz @AnyaVolz]

Cross the finish line of Pride Month with this hot and sexy all queer comedy show, and make a new friend with our bestie speed dating portion to strengthen the power of our beautiful sexy hot queer community :)

TONIGHT at PARKSIDE LOUNGE

https://t.co/XyzNtnvUvS

[brantley brice @BrantleyBrice]

therapist: we have a minute left

me: i found a bag of meth outside my apt building. did i try it? find out next week

[brantley brice @BrantleyBrice]

not sure who needs to hear this but if you like Shakespeare you’re a fucking loser

[brantley brice @BrantleyBrice]

Thanks Timber Timbre for spending 2,024 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Sewer Blues. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/dhFxGNuirt

[brantley brice @BrantleyBrice]

@HalleKiefer Congrats Halle!! ♥️

[brantley brice @BrantleyBrice]

hate when i clip my nails and one shoots off and escapes before i get the chance to play with it for a lil bit

[brantley brice @BrantleyBrice]

skipping steps while exiting the subway platform is toxic masculinity

[brantley brice @BrantleyBrice]

realized I left my mask at home but luckily i found one on the subway platform

[Our Wicked Lady @ourwickedlady]

COMEDY TONIGHT!
‘Youth Group’ returns with hosts
@allmyproblemz & @brantleybrice
with
@milly_tamarez @tessafuckinskara @jonathanjthomas3 & @gayvirgin666
8-10pm • freeeee @ Our Wicked Lady https://t.co/NrDIdkcz9H

[brantley brice @BrantleyBrice]

at LAX about to board a plane and the girl in front of me said she’s feeling sad about the salad she couldn’t finish:( PRAYING FOR HER

[Our Wicked Lady @ourwickedlady]

MAIN FLOOR COMEDY TONIGHT
‘Youth Group’ returns
Hosted by @brantleybrice & @allmyproblemz
Featuring:
@hannahpilkes
@internetdevon
@joaniedrago_unofficial
@nicocarney
8pm | free! @ Our Wicked Lady https://t.co/PlYnuKgyt4

[brantley brice @BrantleyBrice]

can’t wait to tell my therapist i worked out