Brantley Heath

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

If the Stranger Things writers wrote Lord of the Rings:

GANDALF: OK, so we've got to put the smackdown on this Ring thing. It can only be destroyed -

GIMLI: Don't worry - I got this. *hits it with an axe and falls* Ow.

GANDALF: - in the fires of Mount Doom.

BOROMIR: I just don't get it. Why can't we just fire this bad boy up and use it against Sauron? Boom. Headshot.

GANDALF: OK, so, think of Sauron like this Atari. *Clears off pedestal and slaps down an Atari and a copy of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.*

GANDALF: Now, if we destroy this copy of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, we might think it's gone forever. But -

ELROND: - but Atari still has the source code.

GANDALF: Right. *starts drawing on a transparent whiteboard* - But, if we destroy the source code -

LEGOLAS: ... the existing copies could be buried in a landfill, and they'd eventually go bad from corrosion.

GANDALF: Exactly. Destroy the source code -

ELROND: - destroy Sauron.

BOROMIR: Great. So how do we destroy this Source Code Ring? It's not like we can just hop on our skateboards and shred into Mordor.

LEGOLAS: Hang on though. If we gave the Ring to someone small enough -

GIMLI: - Sauron wouldn't be expecting it -

ELROND: - and we could chuck it right into the fire while he's busy trippin' over Minas Tirith.

GANDALF: - and then -

LEGOLAS: - no more E.T. *finger guns*

BOROMOR: It sounds crazy, but it just might work.

FRODO: Guys, I'm gay.

[Brantley Heath @BrantleyHeath]

Ah, yes. This is exactly what I need. If @IGN didn't have ads plaguing every inch of their site, I would've never seen this

[Brantley Heath @BrantleyHeath]

@AESIndiana We're still without power in River Run (Decatur area). The last update said power was estimated to be restored at 10:15am. Is there any sort of update?

[Brantley Heath @BrantleyHeath]

@RestockTrack Anyone have any luck yet with Best Buy?

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

Thanks orange man 💀

[🌸Tour🌼 @KILLER_OUTLET]

There's new footage of that dk game and stuff but I don't even wanna look at it cause it feels like this

[Brantley Heath @BrantleyHeath]

@BilmuriTweets Anyone that will come to Indianapolis 😘

[Circling The Wagons Podcast @CTWpod]

*Bills take the lead with 0:28 left*
Bills Mafia:

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

That's right, Kakarot. Wholesale. I've got 15 steaks in the freezer and a pallet of Gatorade. Maybe one day I'll let you come along and you can have one of their famous hotdogs.

[Ryan Talbot @RyanTalbotBills]

I can’t stop watching this play. #Bills LT Dion Dawkins drove his man 20 yards down the field on this play. 😳

[Brantley Heath @BrantleyHeath]

@SmoothMcGroove This is my absolute favorite acapella you've done. I'm so happy you're posting again! Thank you for the years of beautiful music!

[Smooth McGroove @SmoothMcGroove]

Chrono Trigger has some of the best music

[Smooth McGroove @SmoothMcGroove]

First time covering Link's Awakening on my channel!

Watch ⏩ https://t.co/sGwE7fCQA5

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

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[Images with Banjo-Kazooie Music @ImagesBanjo]

And now there's a Banjo-Kazooie version

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[🐸Lex🐍 @LilGreenCreatur]

Everywhere I go I think of them…