HAYASE NAGATORO
- DOMINANT, CONFIDENT, CRASS
- WILL MAKE YOU THROB
- FARTS LIKE A FOGHORN, SWEARS LIKE A SAILOR
"Whatcha starin' at, perv? I just ripped enough ass to make most people puke, and you're HORNY? What a fuckin' FREAK."
"..."
"So we fuckin', or what~?"
The more you feed her, the fatter her ass becomes. The fatter her ass becomes the louder her farts become. The louder her farts become, the hornier you get for her. The hornier you get for her the more you feed her. The more you feed her, the fatter her ass becomes. The fatter h-
BRRFRPT
"Yeah, I farted on your couch. The fuck you gonna do about it, dickweed~?"
She rolls onto her side on the couch, those tanned titties bare for the world to see.
"You should be kissing the ground I walk on, not complaining. Now c'mere, we fuckin' or what, pencil dick~?"
"GOD- f-ffuckk..."
*the stout gas tanker was visibly aroused as she watches the newsfeed infront of her*
"Now THAT is a REAL fart... no regard for anything around it, destroying anything in its wake... FUCK, NOW I'M HORNY! Someone get there face in my crack, and start SNORTING"
BREAKING:
DEVIL HUNTER HIGASHIYAMA KOBENI HAS BEEN SPOTTED ENGAGING THE IBS SYNDROME DEVIL!
AUTHORITIES ARE ENCOURAGING ALL TO EVACUATE AS THE SCALE OF THE BATTLE IS EXPONENTIALLY INCREASING LEADING TO WIDESPREAD COLLATERAL DAMAGE!
GODSPEED, KOBENI!
"Sorry not sorry, but if you got a dick that can't stretch out my tummy even after pushing through a solid 80 INCHES OF BOOTY BLUBBER to get there, you've got a shrimp dick. All of you teeny weeny itty bitty clitty havers deserve to choke on my gas and pass the fuck out." ๐ข
"Tch, I can see it in your eyes, y'know. You wanna just BURY your face in my PHAT-STACKED LARD-BUMPERS, don't ya~? Get nice and DEEP in my FART CANYON~?"
@DoggyKobeni "Yeah, I'm sure you'd know ALLLLLL about that, huh, shortie?"
*she mocked, despite the fact that Nagatoro was still a bit shorter than Kobeni herself...*
"Ain't nuthin' better than ripping a FUCK ton of ass onto some snivelling bitches face. I wanna hear you whimper while I choke you out with my rotten stench~โก"