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@HickeyJoey @cjbrannigan DBL means Dusty Blonde Lulu, and that's a male paedophile disguised as a lion

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And maybe, just maybe, you were born with a few more genes than the rest of us #BrassEyeQuotes

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That man is lying on his back thinking "where in shitting crikey is my nose?" It's in a jar mate #BrassEyeQuotes

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Come on, help us get that trunk out W.O.F.D.C.A.P. #BrassEyeQuotes

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Two priests left the show in a tank, shooting as they went #BrassEyeQuotes

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It was bad enough to see him curse like a footballer but I lost my faith completely when he farted on my balls #BrassEyeQuotes

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R.I.P Rik Mayall

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But Gynaesium babies are often born snapped #BrassEyeQuotes

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Thrashing around on their backs, and made of what scientists call "wobbly matter" #BrassEyeQuotes

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Heavy electricity is regularly flattening cattle in Sri Lanka. Afterwards the poor beasts look like giant fur covered slugs #BrassEyeQuotes

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Even total bastards like Huw Edwards #comedyvehicle

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On the Isle of Man nudity is still considered so shocking it's illegal for babies to be born naked #BrassEyeQuotes

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Vertical farming: how cities could be food producers of the future http://t.co/KTpXoaPVd4

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Meet Geoff Boycott, and shake hands with a walking continent of common sense #BrassEyeQuotes

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BALTIMORA - this means literally "I'm running at them now with my trousers down" #BrassEyeQuotes

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In '95 Paul McCartney donated 100 top hats - fat use #BrassEyeQuotes

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@fielding14 air bricks

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Did he fly in a rocket or fly UP a socket? #BrassEyeQuotes

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Where now for man raised by puffins? #TheDayToday