Brittany DeMauro

the only kind of social I do is media

[ACLU @ACLU]

‼️ KNOW YOUR RIGHTS WHILE PROTESTING: A THREAD ‼️

[Brittany DeMauro @BratKneeD]

@newjerseymemes It is an honor to share this day with you 🙌🏻

[Brittany DeMauro @BratKneeD]

Please only refer to me as Argumentative Mozzarella from now on.

[New Jersey Memes @newjerseymemes]

What's your New Jersey name?!

[Brittany DeMauro @BratKneeD]

I put my socks on one toe at a time just like everyone else.

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@la_dama_luna Thank you 😊

[Brittany DeMauro @BratKneeD]

Can someone tell my cats that maybe I want to be the little spoon for once?

[Brittany DeMauro @BratKneeD]

coronavirus panic

everyone: *gets toilet paper*
me: *gets bangs*

[Brittany DeMauro @BratKneeD]

I napped at 6:30 so I am fully prepared for Daylight Savings to fuck me up fam

[Brittany DeMauro @BratKneeD]

using my nose to tweet this because my cat is sleeping on my other arm and my hand is too small to reach all the letters wyd

[New Jersey @NJGov]

I am:
⚪️: single
⚪️: taken
🔘: a central jerseyan

Seeking:
⚪️: friendship
⚪️: dates
🔘: acknowledgement of my existence

[Moe's Southwest Grill @Moes_HQ]

Idk who needs to hear this but you deserve a burrito

[Brittany DeMauro @BratKneeD]

@campoldbitch @karenmurray_ I’m sorry, guys. I guess I need to start posting more burritos again 🌯

[DAPHNE @campoldbitch]

Story checks out

[New Jersey @NJGov]

gabagool

[Brittany DeMauro @BratKneeD]

I just set up all my lamps on smart plugs and now I have this uncontrollable reflex to thank Alexa every time she turns something on or off. The machines have taken over, y’all.

[Brittany DeMauro @BratKneeD]

@karenmurray_

[Brittany DeMauro @BratKneeD]

ok boomer just give me cake

[Moe's Southwest Grill @Moes_HQ]

It's so cold I literally want to be in a burrito right now

[Moe's Southwest Grill @Moes_HQ]

according to my calculations...

━━━━━━━
┃ I need a |
┃ Burrito l
┃ |
└━━━━━━┘
7 ┃ 8┃ 9┃ / ┃
━┛━┛━ |━ ┛
4 ┃5 ┃6 ┃ + ┃
━┛━┛━┛━ ┛
1 ┃ 2 ┃ 3 ┃ = ┃
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