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𝓢𝓽𝓾𝓹𝓲𝓭 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓹𝓲𝓭 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓹𝓲𝓭! 𝓢𝓽𝓾𝓹𝓲𝓭 𝓭𝓾𝓶𝓫 𝓲𝓭𝓲𝓸𝓽! 𝓢𝓽𝓾𝓾𝓾𝓾𝓹𝓲𝓭!

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

⟨⟨ –––– #NeptuniaRP –––– ⟩⟩
⟨⟨ –––– #Parody –––– ⟩⟩

❝ 𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓻 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻! ❞

⟨⟨ –––– ↻ & ♡ –––– ⟩⟩

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

To be fair, Ram had only chucked a light novel.

So, it wouldn't have been a hard smack

[𝘼𝙣𝙗𝙮 𝘿𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙖: 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧-0 @DemaraThunder]

*Angry Blanc noise with bad words*

She's chasing her right now!!

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

Crap! Run away!!

[𝘼𝙣𝙗𝙮 𝘿𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙖: 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧-0 @DemaraThunder]

. . .💢

She's going to be grounded for a week-!

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

Ram threw a book at Blanc.

She's now booking it away as fast as possible

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

BONKED–!!

[𝘼𝙣𝙗𝙮 𝘿𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙖: 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧-0 @DemaraThunder]

Slowly peeking. .

And she return reading books

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

Even though she's being held against Nep's stomach, Ram is still squirming. She's just not feeling super good after Neptune raised her voice.

❝ *sniff, whimper* ❞

[𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚜 .ᐟ ✧ @planeptxne]

"Hey, hey, relax, I'm just speaking from my own standpoint. . ."

Warmly embraces the young Candidate to prevent her from misunderstanding Nep's words.

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

❝ Rom and I like it, so what's wrong with that...? ❞

Ram's still recoiling from Neptune, looking like she might burst into tears anytime. She's still a kid, Nep's gotta remember.

[𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚜 .ᐟ ✧ @planeptxne]

“I'm not bad at you, I'm mad at /them/ for not being rational.”

Seeing the sudden recoil, an expression of guilt forms on Neptune's face.

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

❝ Hey! Don't get all mad at me...! ❞

Ram quickly backed up a bit, looking a little hurt. Neptune must've accidentally raised her voice a tiny bit.

[𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚜 .ᐟ ✧ @planeptxne]

“Then they should have paper and not have you sign their foreheads!”

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

❝ It's called an autograph? Duh, are you dumb?
No wonder you fell for the book catapult! ❞

[𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚜 .ᐟ ✧ @planeptxne]

". . .I don't know what you're trying to say but it's probably insightful.

Wait, you have people ask you if you can draw on them? That's. . .weird."

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

❝ I don't mind. I think variety is the... uhh... something-something... of life...? I dunno.
Anyway! I'm on patrol, like the cute Candidate I am! And sometimes, I scribble on people's foreheads whenever they ask me to! ❞

[𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚜 .ᐟ ✧ @planeptxne]

"Well, someone has to resemble Blanc a lot, so they chose her! I guess.

You resemble Blanc a lot, too, but she's almost identical."

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

❝ Rom loves to tie my hair, since hers isn't long enough and she can't style it herself.
I'm always happy to help her out, especially if it makes her feel happy! ❞

[𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚜 .ᐟ ✧ @planeptxne]

"Well, I won't lie, that's pretty cute! But I didn't know Rom could do your hair like that!"

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

Art by @/blancpig_yryr here on Twitter!

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

❝ Tadaa! I know it looks good, because Rom did it for me! Isn't she awesome?! ❞

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

❝ Dummy! Dummy dumb STUPID! ❞

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

@PapuruShisuta As expected of someone as young as Ram, she immediately starts crying a little bit.

She IS the youngest CPU after all

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

Ram's aiming a catapult.
Meant for throwing books.

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

@PapuruShisuta Aaaaand crash.

Right into the wall.

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

@PapuruShisuta She's laughing her butt off.

Not even realizing that she's headed straight for a wall.

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

@PapuruShisuta Distant cheering

Then sprinting away VERY quickly.

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

https://t.co/4AuLXfioIZ

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

Behold.

The BATTERING RAM.

[яαм @BrattyCandidate]

@PapuruShisuta Because Ram could not find anyone making trouble. So she's creating it instead.

𝙔𝙀𝙀𝙏