@DiamondWhore69 “Absolutely I would be. I’m royalty. You can’t touch royalty you troglodyte, and beyond just the touching that’s completely inappropriate.”

@SecretaryDoggo_ Well aren’t you a stick in the mud, I bet you’d sell your own family out for a dog bone. Morbid curiosity killed the cat but I bet the dog got it way worse. If you must know. . .if I’m caught playing with myself then it’s a week of chastity punishment.

As the Kingdom’s personal bicycle, not being allowed to masturbate on your own time is beyond frustrating. But he’ll still sneak a quick jerk under his satin sheets at bedtime when he can.

@RaygunRevive115 🎀: More-so my attention to this account, I get bored when things die down for way too long and move on.

🎀: Can’t guarantee this will work out in the long run, but doesn’t hurt to try.

Art credit : WyerframeZ

🎀: Granted I haven’t touched this account since October. I had a thought swirling in my head of an AU where Bowser Jr grew up to become Wendy in order to get his father’s attention for once. Then remembered “oh shit, didn’t I have a Wendy?!”

🎀: Shall I revive this old muse? It may need a coat of new paint. Who’s still around?

Don’t feed the Chain Chomp.